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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
Classificações insuficientes
273 Chs

How Could There Be Reporters? (1)

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

His words could be said to have plunged the entire space into silence.

Everyone looked at Li Yidao with disbelief.

Seeing everyone's expressions, Li Yidao was quite satisfied. This was the effect he wanted.

Without waiting for anyone to continue speaking, he continued to smile and said, "Just joking with everyone. I didn't quite catch what the journalist friend asked earlier. Could someone fill me in?"

While saying this, he looked at the journalist who spoke earlier with a cold gaze.

He had already used Death Investigation just now.

If the other party showed any signs of odd behavior or uttered another word, even if there was a hint of speaking, he would not hesitate to use the Blade of Death to deal with the person directly!

He needed to use this journalist as a warning!

"You asked me how it feels when people die from my curse? I can let you experience it right now." Li Yidao thought.