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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
Classificações insuficientes
273 Chs

How Can There Be Reporters? (2)

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

"Uh... actually, you don't need to worry; I'm just standing here, and I can't run away," Li Yidao said, maintaining a smile throughout the entire process.

However, this kind of smile, in the eyes of everyone, seemed to evoke a somewhat eerie feeling.

Exhaling, the man who was about to speak hesitated for a moment, subconsciously glancing at the journalist lying on the ground.

Actually, the scene at this moment was really bizarre!

The person lying on the ground seemed to be dead.

Everyone's expressions were filled with horror, and some had even run away.

But in such a situation, someone still wanted to ask questions!

What were they after?

Did they really want an explanation from Brother Dao's mouth?

Was it necessary to go to such lengths?

But the situation was indeed this bizarre!

In the brief moment of hesitation from the other party, not far away, a few doctors and nurses rushed over.