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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
Classificações insuficientes
273 Chs

Don't Believe Me? I'll Follow You!

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

At this moment, Brother Dao was still continuously browsing videos and following more targeted content pushed by the platform, which led him to follow more people.

So far...

He had already followed more than fifty people!

And the number was still increasing!

He had spent three hundred years of his lifespan conducting a Death Investigation, and the result indicated that a major fire disaster would occur in the shopping mall.

The reasons included old and aging electrical wires, substandard fire exits, missing fire safety equipment, and even a faulty fire sprinkler system throughout the mall.

This caused a major disaster!

How could he not panic?

"Crap! The person in charge of this shopping mall deserves to die!" Li Yidao kept swiping videos while cursing inwardly.