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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
Classificações insuficientes
273 Chs

Already Killed Three. Still Want to Kill the Other Two? Call the Police!

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

"Avoid overeating, or you might lose your life!"

[No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount!]

Li Yidao typed the comment directly on the live chat, the same as the comment he had left on Brother Long's video.

He Liked the video and followed the streamer.

The lively live chat instantly exploded once again with Li Yidao's message.

"Oh my! This boss has quite an extensive business expansion, huh?"

"Aren't things going too far now? Funeral services are advertising on live streams."

"Wait, 'Brother Yidao Funeral Shop'? Why does that ID look so familiar?"

"I can't believe it! Isn't this Brother Dao? Brother Dao is actually following Brother Noodles?"

"Who's Brother Dao? Is he famous?"

"D*mn it! It was really Brother Dao! I was guarding Brother Long next door!"

"What's going on? Why are we talking about Brother Long? The big eater Brother Long?"

"Brother Dao's biggest fan: Let me enlighten those who don't know. Prophet Dao, Brother Dao, has only followed four people so far, and the first three have all died! The last one, big eater Brother Long, is still under verification. And now, Brother Dao is following Brother Noodles!"

"Prophet Dao? Are you sure it's a prophet? Looks more like the Grim Reaper's scythe!"

"Brother Noodles, you better run! Brother Dao seems a bit eerie!"

"Yeah, run!"

"..."

As they witnessed the sudden change in the live chat, Brother Noodles was left dumbfounded.

Brother Dao?

Was it Brother Dao who was rumored to be especially godly?

Hmm?

Wasn't this an influx of traffic?

Just like Brother Long, he didn't believe in such things at all!

So his first thought was that it must be an influx of traffic!

And indeed, Li Yidao was the key to generating traffic at the moment!

However, it would depend on whether anyone could receive this kind of death traffic!

"Haha, so the renowned Prophet Dao has graced us with his presence? Welcome!"

"I'm truly honored to be followed by Brother Dao!"

"But I'm someone who doesn't believe in superstitions! Today, I'll break your prophecy, Brother Dao!"

"Bring it on! Let's see how your Grim Reaper's scythe will fall! I don't have any other problems, just a pretty severe cervical spondylosis!"

"Bring it on!"

...

With Brother Noodles' fierce counterattack, the live chat once again erupted in excitement!

It seemed that his previous fake eating stunt was being overshadowed and diminished.

Seeing this turn of events, Brother Noodles couldn't help but feel proud of his clever move!

Now he just needed to use an even more powerful eye-catching incident to suppress the previous controversy.

Besides this, he would spend some money on suppressing the unfriendly comments and keep a low profile for two more days.

If that didn't work, he would make a video of him being hospitalized because he ate too much tomorrow.

In this way, the effects could be eliminated slowly.

Haha! How wonderful!

"This Brother Dao is my lucky star. I hope he can successfully predict a few more people in the future."

"Then I'll become even more famous, right? Haha~" Brother Noodles laughed maniacally in his heart!

However, what he didn't consider was that others might have the same idea.

As for himself... Would he ultimately meet the same fate as predicted?

...

Li Yidao didn't pay any attention to Brother Noodles' confrontational remarks.

With a 99% death probability, in his eyes, it was as good as being dead!

The reason he sent a message was simply his instinct to give a reminder.

After all, there was still a small chance of survival, though death was inevitably the final destination.

If he could be saved, he would be saved.

But now, since the other party responded in such a manner, Li Yidao couldn't be bothered to engage further.

He simply replied with four words.

"Take care of yourself."

After saying that, he immediately exited the live stream.

It was meaningless to waste time with someone like that.

Li Yinuo, who was beside Li Yidao, looked at her brother with a puzzled expression.

She was not paying attention to Li Yidao's account before, so she didn't understand why he suddenly gained so many followers.

You could say she was quite indifferent.

But now she knew. On her phone, she had searched for keywords such as "Prophet Dao", "Grim Reaper Brother Dao", "Death's scythe" and so on.

She also completely understood what his brother had done in the past few days.

"You really killed three people?" Li Yinuo suddenly asked. It was shocking!

The driver in front was so frightened that his entire body quivered!

His hands on the steering wheel became unstable.

Even the car itself shook for a moment.

Li Yidao glanced at his sister in speechless annoyance.

"What does it have to do with me? They deserved to die. It was just a coincidence."

"But they all said you killed them!" Li Yinuo stared at him with her big, questioning eyes.

"I already said it was a coincidence. Can you trust what internet users say?" Li Yidao was speechless, wondering why his sister was so single-minded.

"They also said you've already marked two more people, and they will soon be 'killed' as well."

"That doesn't mean they're marked. Whether they live or die depends on themselves. Maybe if they're more careful, they won't end up 'killed'."

"Alright, enough discussing this. We can talk about it at home if there's something you want to say."

"Oh, then tell me at home how you 'killed' those three people and how you plan to 'kill' the other two." Li Yinuo calmly recounted the events.

But her calmness unsettled the driver in front!

Hearing the conversation between the siblings, the driver instinctively swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"D*mn, what kind of supernatural siblings are they?"

"How can they talk about killing so casually?"

"And where were they going just now? It was a remote place, right? It seemed to be a funeral shop?"

"D*mn it!"

"Am I going to be 'killed' too?"

The driver instantly started to add drama, constantly glancing at the rearview mirror.

His eyes were filled with fear!

Even the sweat on his forehead started to seep out as he wondered how he could escape the clutches of this murderous duo!

Throughout the journey, he felt restless and kept glancing at the two through the rearview mirror.

...

Naturally, Li Yidao noticed this.

He frowned, wondering if the driver had some thoughts about his sister.

Thinking of this, his expression turned dark, and he sternly said to the driver, "Focus on driving and stop looking around!"

"Ah? Ah! Okay, okay."

The driver was startled by Li Yidao's sudden outburst.

He even had the impulse to jump out of the car directly!

But he resisted it in the end and discreetly activated his walkie-talkie.

This walkie-talkie was something he had developed with a few buddies. They didn't usually use it for daily conversations.

They only used it in dangerous situations. Once activated, the other walkie-talkies would receive the message.

Then, the others would remain silent and they could hear the voice in his car. The noise at their side wouldn't be transmitted to his car.

This way, if they encountered any danger, they could get help immediately!

It was really a great idea, providing a safety guarantee for them!

As time passed and they were approaching their destination, the driver became increasingly uneasy.

During this time, he pretended to ask Li Yidao about their destination and secretly relayed the location to his comrades.

If he had any trouble, they would know how to report to the police.

He even imagined a fight scene in his mind!

But opposite to his expectation, until the very end, Li Yidao and Li Yinuo didn't make any moves or even utter a sound.

They simply paid and left.

After watching the siblings get out of the car and walk away, the driver stepped on the accelerator and rushed out!

But shortly after driving a short distance, he slammed on the brakes!

He nervously took out his phone and dialed the emergency hotline!

"Hello? Police? I want to report a crime! I just picked up a murderer! He has already killed three people!"

"Yes! That's right! He admitted it himself!"

"No, not to me, he admitted it to his sister!"

"Exactly! He is now planning to kill two more people. Hurry and send someone to arrest him!"

"The address is XXX District, Brother Yidao Funeral Shop! That's where I dropped them off!"

"Yes, yes, yes! Please come quickly! They just went in and haven't come out yet! I'm terrified..."

"Yes, yes! They are extremely dangerous! Please be careful!"