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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
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273 Chs

A Spirit Guy, The First to Connect

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The first person to enter the live stream was a shiny, bald head with a few sparse hairs.

Soon, a voice filled with confusion was heard.

"How do I set up this live stream? Why can't I see the video on my end?"

While speaking, the camera focused again on his not-so-distinctive face, now missing two front teeth.

In the current scene, the camera was positioned in a way that captured his entire nostrils.

"Hey, finally, there's a picture."

"Hmm? Why is my baby Big Honeybee appearing on my phone?"

"Well... I heard that as long as you do a live stream today, you have a chance to connect with Big Honeybee."

"I hope I can catch up with this live stream."

Listening to his muttering in the live stream, everyone was petrified on the spot!

Xiaowen also looked confused at the live stream in front of her.

Big Honeybee was even more bewildered!

When had she seen such a situation before?