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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

Gemini Sheep · Urbano
Classificações insuficientes
273 Chs

A Slap!

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

"Wang Ergou!"

When Li Xinting laid her eyes on the newcomer, her lips curled in anger.

"What are you doing here?" she bellowed, her indignation evident.

But instead of showing remorse, Wang Ergou sported a lecherous grin and replied, "What am I doing? I'm here to see my darling. Do you have a say in that?"

He then casually seated himself in a nearby chair and, in a bizarre turn of events, picked up the remaining half-bowl of cornmeal porridge left by Sister Zhou.

As he shoveled spoonfuls into his mouth, he continued, speaking into his smartphone, "Hey, folks! Wasting food is a sin. There's so much delicious cornmeal porridge left over. And can you believe someone's trying to kidnap my darling, even after I've paid the dowry and we're getting married tomorrow? What would you do in my shoes?"

Only at that moment did Zhou Jie and Li Xinting notice that Wang Ergou was live streaming!

There were quite a few viewers, thousands of them!