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I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God. When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father's immense debt, putting his life at risk. After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.     After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the 'God Of War System,' and a pass to a new realm. Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin's new life with his ‘great’ new system!

Bright Moonlight Frost On The Ground · Oriental
Classificações insuficientes
2399 Chs

Turning the Tables

Editor: Henyee Translations

"Did Laden just fart?"

"He didn't fart; he shat himself…"

"Nonsense! He clearly sharted!"

"Wow. So even mighty figures at the Return to Void Pinnacle Stage defecate… I had always thought that mighty figures like them wouldn't need to sh*t!"

Xuanyuan Cheng rolled his eyes at the student that had just said this. "After reaching the Soul Formation Stage, cultivators would be able to absorb all the essence within the food they consume and expel the waste matter in the form of energy. As such, the matter that Laden has just expelled was some sort of substance within his body that is not poo!"

Sword Immortal Ling Xiao nodded with admiration on his face. "To be able to inflict gastrointestinal discomfort upon a mighty figure of this level… Student An Lin truly is a supremely talented cultivator!"

Xu Xiaolan's brows furrowed as she wondered to herself how An Lin had mastered such a disgusting spell technique.