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I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

On modern-day Earth, An Lin seems to have been abandoned by God. When his father suddenly disappears, An Lin is left with his father's immense debt, putting his life at risk. After being forced to a rooftop by his pursuing creditors, An Lin is unexpectedly swept off his feet and brought to the ground safely.     After learning that he was saved by an Immortal, An Lin is gifted, seemingly out of pure generosity, the 'God Of War System,' and a pass to a new realm. Follow An Lin as he experiences a whole new world of legends, meets many new friends, acquires legendary weapons and tools, and starts on his path of becoming a powerful cultivator. There is never a dull time in An Lin's new life with his ‘great’ new system!

Bright Moonlight Frost On The Ground · Oriental
Classificações insuficientes
2399 Chs

Retarded Dragon Customer Service

Editor: Henyee Translations

An Lin was in a lot of pain.

This feeling probably really wasn't all that different from what a pregnant woman suffering from dystocia had to endure.

Hmm… Wait a minute…

If he used his sea of vital energy as an analogy for a womb and the little black dragon as an analogy for an unborn child…

He really was suffering from dystocia!

The little black dragon was thrashing violently, but it was unable to come out from his sea of vital energy. In the meantime, he was suffering from excruciating pain as a result. Wasn't this the pain of not being able to force a child out of one's womb?

An Lin felt more and more depressed as he followed this train of thought.

I'm a f*cking man! Why do I have to go through all this?!

"Ms. Bai Xue… Can you please hurry up? My An Lin can't hold on for much longer," Xu Xiaolan urged.