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I don't want to be a hero

IMPORTANT: I do not own this novel. I am just machine translating this novel and making some minor changes so that it is a bit more readable. If you are the owner and want me to take this down mail me. My name is Ye Zai, I am a salted fish, but the system wants me to save the world! But I am just an lazy NEET, I really don't want to be a savior, I just want to be a salted fish...

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14 Chs

Am I that kind of person?

"Alright, if I let you do it first, it will be slow every time. If we don't go back early today, we won't be able to make dinner."

  When the big bald heard Ye Zai declined, he didn't think there was anything wrong. Anyway, the one who was beaten up was also Ye Zai.

  When Ye zai used "dancing from the sky" to bring Saitama to the giant, the latter was also quite surprised, not knowing when Ye zai would actually "fly".

  Even if it is as strong as Saitama, it can't violate the gravity of the planet, and it can't fly. Obviously strong enough, but just can't fly, you are not surprised.

  "Don't you know that I am a [esper]? It's so strange that I can fly."

  Ye zai lied casually. Although he is [esper], he was right, but he couldn't let himself float in the air, let alone fly with Saitama.

  With his [psychic] ability, he can make his alloy knives fly. The reason why he can fly is completely because of [Skill Card·Dancing Art].

  "Uh, but didn't you say that your [mental power] is very weak, so you want to be a swordsman?"

  Ye Zai made complaints in front of him more than once, how unscientific their family's bloodline is, why the strength of [esper power] is diminishing in this way.

  "Why do you care so much, can't you suddenly become stronger? You can be invincible for three years, and I am not allowed to suddenly become stronger?"

  "No matter how bad you are, I will throw you down and let you run over by yourself."

  The bald head became more and more difficult to fool, and Ye Zai directly interrupted the topic forcibly.

  "Don't, I just leave it alone."

  Although Saitama is very unbalanced about Ye zai's ability to fly, but he can't help feel quite jealous.

  He always felt that "heroes" should be able to fly, not run. But here you can't offend Ye Zai too harshly, or he won't fly with him in the future.

  And in the future, supermarkets will have discounts and promotions, so they can fly there so that they won't be snatched by those aunts to write leftovers.

  After Saitama and Ye zai came to the shoulder of the giant, the scientist discovered that there were two more people on the other side of his brother's shoulder.

  Scientists were originally imagining a bright future, and their younger brother has become so powerful, they have a lot to do in this world.

  But when he noticed Saitama's sluggish vision, the scientist was stunned for a moment. Someone unexpectedly ran onto his younger brother's shoulders.

  After reminding him of his younger brother who was immersed in his powerful power, the giant also slapped his shoulder quickly.

  As a result, scientist, death!

  Although the giant possesses "dragon-level" strength and can maintain his sanity, his IQ is obviously in arrears, and he can't tell the left and right.

  After this slap, the brother who was a scientist died so hard that he could not even find the bones.

  "Ah! You actually killed my brother, I want to kill you!"

  The giant looked at his unrecognizable brother in the palm of his hand, and he threw a scapegoat on the heads of Ye Zai.

  "Your brother was clearly shot to death by yourself."

  Ye zai was about to complain, but Saitama dug his nostrils and complained quite rudely that his brother was shot to death by himself.

  "You damn bald head, I want to pinch you to death and avenge my brother."

  A mocking face grows on the bald-headed sky, coupled with the "poisonous tongue" just now, the mocking power is simply exploding. The giant instantly ignored Ye Zai's existence, and bluntly said to be bald to look good.

  However, the word "bald" obviously touched Saitama's inverse scales. Originally, looking at the giant's equally bright head, Saitama wanted to comfort him with the feeling of pity for the same disease.

  Now Saitama doesn't plan to leave the whole body of this weird person. You yourself are bald, so you are embarrassed to call me bald!

  The fierce battle between the two bald heads started instantly...,

No, it's not fierce at all, because the aggressive giant's bald head was punched in the "soft" cheek by the little bald Saitama.  After that, the giant's body, which was enough to cover the sky and the sun, fell to the ground instantly, and there was no need to count, because the giant's head was gone.

  Now it's not just the "bald head" problem, but the entire head is "bald".

  Ye zai swallowed, and never saw Saitama fight the weirdos, and Ye zai would have a thought that weird people are actually not easy.

  It is said that a fight to the death, hitting the sky until the sky is dark, and the sun and the moon are dark? No, not all, in front of the big bald devil Saitama, they all "punched".

  The giant was killed by Saitama with a punch, and Ye zai's first mission was declared complete, and he was given a "card draw opportunity" again.

  Moreover, he was paddling the entire water this time, but he only brought Saitama to the giant's side, and he made a "draw chance", and this wave was not lost.

  "Ye zai, take me to fly, let's go back to the supermarket quickly."

  The boss of Saitama asked me to take him to fly, and suddenly I feel a little proud.

  "Why are you going back? Haven't you bought everything that should be bought?"

  Because every discount promotion in the supermarket takes a period of time, Ye zai and Saitama will take advantage of the cheap things and pile up ingredients for a period of time.

  "Are you stupid? Just because of this big guy weird, everyone ran to take refuge, now there is no one in the supermarket!"

  Saitama hasn't said what happens if there is no one in the supermarket, but Ye zai has understood in an instant.

  "Will it be bad? Take advantage of no one to get high-end beef or something.

  Even though Ye zai looked embarrassed on the surface, his movements were not slow at all. He grabbed Saitama's shoulder and performed it, much faster than just chasing the stranger.

  This should be what people often say, saying no, but the body is honest.

  "Actually, I meant to say that I was in a hurry just now, so I left what I bought in the supermarket, and I was already fine with the money. Now I am worried, what if the cashier forgets that I have paid back the money?"

  After hearing Saitama's twitchy words, Ye zai had the urge to throw the bald head down.

  Ye zai can guarantee that what Saitama said just now is definitely not going back to buy good things. And Ye Zai remembers clearly that the bald head hadn't paid the money at all, and the giant weird came.

  The bald head is bad now, the typical bitch still wants torii.

  After returning to the supermarket, Saitama walked to the high-end meat aisle that I would never dare to look at and kept scraping.

  And in the process of scraping, he did not forget to condemn Ye Zai and said: "Ye Zai, is it not good to do this? Although it is because of interest, I am also a hero."

  "There is a lot of nonsense. We don't have any money, and the hero will be hungry. If you feel bad, don't eat it later. I can bear the sin."

  Ye zai looked at the high-end meat in Saitama's arms. At this moment, he had a clear understanding of his shamelessness.

  "That's not okay. Although it is your idea to come to the supermarket to get things while there is no one in the supermarket, I am also helping you get things now, and you have to pay your salary."

  Can not help but buckle Ye Zai's head with a black pot first, so that he will not eat meat? It is impossible, at most he will eat less.