Extra Chapter: Deadpool X Author

 Deadpool sat on his couch, eyes glued to the screen as he watched Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man swing through the skyline. To fight the formidable Villain...

Deadpool sighed dreamily. "Tobey Maguire is really hot... I mean, look at that body, look at that ass... It's like I'm seeing an art installation."

Wolverine, passing by, glanced at the TV. "The heck you watching?"

Deadpool grinned. "Oh, you're here, Logan. I'm just rewatching some iconic lines." He paused the movie and looked at Wolverine.

Wolverine scowled. "Fucking idiot."

Deadpool feigned hurt, clutching his chest dramatically. "Hey, that hurts, you sonova—" He stopped mid-sentence as Wolverine's intense glare bore into him.

Wolverine muttered, "Whatever, idiot. I'm going to bed."

Deadpool called after him, "You love me, I know that!" He watched Wolverine retreat to his room and then turned back to the TV. "It's better to watch Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man. His personality is different from this grumpy old man, isn't that right, Readers?"

Suddenly, the Author's voice interrupted, "Hey, don't steal my readers."

Deadpool, without missing a beat, replied, "It's not my fault I'm handsome."

The Author sighed. "....."

Deadpool chuckled. "Okay, readers, till next time." He unpaused the movie just as the iconic "Green Goblin vs. Spider-Man" scene played out.

The Author chimed in again, "Sorry, readers. I'm busy today, so I can't post a chapter for now due to being overwhelm with a lot of stuff. So you'll have to bear with Deadpool for now. This guy is everywhere and in everything, just because he has another movie coming out."

Deadpool, not missing a beat, shouted back, "I hear you!!"