I'm A Good Father

Within a cave, Sasuke stood with his elder brother who had come to put an end to Kabuto jutsu... well, they had a change of plans and were now planning on working together to put me away for good. Everyone gathered, going as far as to bring back those reanimated shinobi who were sealed away, and bring back a powerful and dangerous shinobi called Orochimaru who should have been killed,

Past hokage and shinobi were all brought back, everyone working together and awaiting my return. the war sadly didn't come to a stop, as Obito saw this as even more reason to get the 10 tails and become its host.

So, he went on and continued to try and capture the 8 and 9th tail. Madara was brought back to life as well... but no one expected Madara to be able to break free of control of Kabuto and join Obito.

So, everyone had to unite to first defeat Madara and Obito before they could face me... but through it all, I wasn't caring about this right now. 

I had brought Mio back to her prime of health, but she had no interest in working... I couldn't believe someone out there could be so lazy. I was someone who couldn't think of just doing nothing. The thought of standing still was boring, but I loved her so I was willing to overlook such a thing.

as for my daughter? She awakened 30 minutes after she was knocked out. She had a confused look while sitting up, looking around with this clueless look before she froze seeing me and Mio, sitting together and just talking.

"... You." She said while sitting up, it took a moment, but she remembered how I had stabbed my palm through her. She looked at me, ready for a battle while touching her chest, only to be confused as there was no hole there.

"Even if I cut off your head, you would live. You are my bloodline, so your healing capability is above most." I said calmly, causing her to look at me in shock and confusion.

"I had sealed away your power in another dimension, you can call upon it when you need. but as of now, you're free." I said while she looked at her palm, she couldn't react or say anything. instead, she just looked at her palms with a blank look, thinking this was a dream or something. 

Her body froze as Mio pulled her into a hug. She was blank as she just looked at her mother crying, but after some time, she realized this was real. She was free... it felt weird having that weight on her shoulders gone. If she remembered how to cry, then she would have been crying right now.

"I will go buy milk, I will give you guys some space," I said with a smile while getting up to head out. what a touching scene, well as a father I had to go get milk. hopefully, I could find a store thats opened in the middle of a war, if not then I would have to search elsewhere...

"What? there you go speaking weirdly again... I will not hug up the attention. Mukuro... this is your father." Mio said softly while looking deeply at Mukuro who was looking at me with an unsure look. She had a feeling I was about to run away from all of this... which was completely wrong, I was thinking about the family.

Mukuro nodded lightly, and Mio nodded before kissing her on the forehead before also kissing me and leaving us alone.

"So... you know you were in my balls?" I asked making small talk to break that barrier between us. Mukuro just blanked while looking at me, not knowing how or what to say to my words. So, an awkward air of silence felled.

"Did you know that Human teeth are the only part of the body that can't heal themselves?" I asked making Mukuro speechless.

"My teeth healed when I cracked it." She said remembering when she bit down on something hard, cracking her tooth, just for it to heal itself.

"Thats because you have my bloodline," I said while walking out of the underground cave, Mukuro following behind me as she listened to my words.

"My bloodline is split into 2 parts. Let's say the first is the destroyer bloodline, and the second is the reality-warping bloodline." I said leaving her stunned

"You have the Uzumaki bloodline. the three fused, causing your bloodline to go through great changes. now, your changes are special as they built themselves around the Uzumaki clan's talent for sealing. giving you the chains which are like my eyes." I said calmly, I had my magical eyes, and she had her chains.

I explained all of this to her, before having her realize a few things about her powers. her source was chaotic Sealing, so she could seal anything to any degree that she wanted. this could be sealing someone into Nonexistence, sealing someone source, and the list went on. She would seal anything, while I could destroy anything. 

I also helped her learn how to warp reality, so she went on to give herself many powers as well as a few bits of information on stuff. although when she tried to give herself information on me, she found that she wasn't strong enough.

"With reality warping, you can do anything. let me give you a clear picture." I said while going on to warp reality, a thought bubble appeared as if this was some cartoon. within that thought bubble, a bird appeared. I reached within, grabbed the bird, and brought it into reality, before giving it to her to play with. She was stunned as this was a real-life bird, which she let go to watch it fly away. 

"You're imagination and strength are the limits. Although some stuff can be done no matter how strong or weak you are. for example, giving yourself some abilities can be done without trouble. even powerful abilities like whoever you touch are erased from existence. but that power is given to yourself would reflect your capability." I said while flying into the air, while she struggled to follow until she gave herself pro-level flight skills. with that, she was able to keep up with me.

She went on to fly around, her eyes bright as this was the first time she could ever have fun. She flew through the clouds, while I just looked on with a faint smile... being a dad wasn't so bad. I thought it would be annoying, but I could do this.

Mukuro after getting the hang and used to flying came over to my side, and after some time, she spoke.

"... is true that you abandon mother?" She asked, making my eyebrow raise. I looked at her with a frown, not knowing what to say for a moment.

"Where did you get this from?" I asked with a frown.

"Mother was drunk, and she was cursing you for not fleeing." She said softly while looking deeply at me, wanting to know if I would tell the truth.

"Thats a complete lie. I didn't abandon her. I was too prideful to flee, plus the only reason I died was because my power was about to go out of my control." I said with a shrug, making her speechless...

"So, you choose your pride over mother? what was the point of fighting?" She asked confused to which I shook my head.

"You're too young to understand, maybe when you're old enough," I said making a vein pop on her forehead.

"I'm 49," She said unhappily to which I shrugged.

" and I will be turning 1,000 tomorrow. so, your point?" I asked making her go quiet not knowing what to say. Seeing this, I nodded in approval and teleported us before a battlefield. 

"What the," I said seeing the battlefield. it was not the same as the anime. why was it that Kabuto, Itachi, Mu, and many other reanimated shinobi were fighting Madara? When did Madara come back to life? why did he have Obito eyes? why was Obito dead?

"Well, this is getting interesting," I said lightly, seeing the 10 tails that had chains pulling out the 8 tails and 9 tails out of their host, while Sasuke had his heart pierced through by Madara's sword. Here I thought I would have to send Naruto and Sasuke to see the sage of six paths... but I wasn't needed for that. it seems like Fate was annoying to those who had no power to destroy it... wait, was it because of Fate that I had to destroy myself? Fuck you fate.