Life 37: I'LL BREAK HIS DAMN LEGS!!

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Hurriedly I went past all the other contestants and spectators-

As I rushed to Bulma who seemed to be in really bad shape with blood flowing from her very being.

Even her Combat Outfit was broken into with her skin ripped and burnt due to the intensity at which she was attacked.

The very sight of her caused me to become furious-

Ryu knew she couldn't handle such attacks yet he went with it as he knew if not she would have won with her techniques and elemental Ki Mastery-

The man annoyed him now- as all he wanted was to win and move on no matter the consequences.

His very persona reflected from his martial combat irked Yamcha immensely-

But the only way he could settle it was to win against Tenshinhan and move up.

After the battle ended I activated my Senƶugan - and once it activated, miraculously all her injuries began to disappear as if a miracle with her bones cracking into place and her burnt and ripped skin returning back to normal.

It was a relief Senƶugan existed here and it made me all the more happy- as it meant we all had second chances if you will except Cell.

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-Meanwhile:-

In another timeline, a young Goku getting ready for his battle with Tenshinhan began to do sit-ups and push-ups before suddenly he dropped to the ground as he-

"Acchhoooo!!"

The whole area causing a massive whirlwind to form causing the walls in the Budokai Lounge area to fall while all his food was flattened.

"Damn it- NOOOOOO!!"

"MY MUFFIIIINNNNSS!!!"

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Finally, the thirty-minute break was over and as usual, Goku was eating a helluva lot of food-

Causing peoples jaws to drop- but our team was used to this at this point.

Hell, he hadn't even used 1% of his eating power testament to his true foodie potential.

And as the battle began the audience who were seemingly used to the routine began cheering while taking extra care of their tacos, kebabs and drinks-

They didn't want a mess like the last two fights.

"AaannddD- Ladies and Gentlemen- this is the finale of the first round-

Who will win and enter the semi-finals- find out now on the 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai!!"

"Now the finale of round 1 is between the previous champion.

The Wolf Fang Master Yamcha vs the mysterious student of the elegant crane-

Who will win, who will come out on top- find out in the Budokai Battle!"

While saying this Yamcha found that the announcer seemed to emphasise his title and his glory while calling him a master facing a student-

He wasn't wrong though- and this annoyed Tenshinhan as he eye-rolled at me with that.

It was obvious he was here to prove himself and test his mettle.

But for me well I didn't think he would be able to best me now at my Battle-Power of 800+.

I wasn't being arrogant or cocky but instead truthful- analysing him with my mind I found that he was in the King Piccolo terms of power-

I Class to be exact (I Class – 260 – 500) he was just above 260 and was 290 in power.

He was certainly powerful for the time being but now with my influence everyone's power was stronger than him.

Goku: 400 (I Class but once transformed F Class)(after battling with Akuma, received a Ƶenkai Boost 280 – 400- tail strengthened – Oozaru perfect control, and possesses Ikari Grade 2 a 20x Multiplier)

Krillin: 350 (I Class but once transformed G Class)(Krillin possesses Roshi's True Form Transformation which is a 10x Multiplier.)

Bulma: 450 (I Class - due to using the gravity chamber and practising what Yamcha and Roshi taught her.

Whilst making her own frost type combat techniques- never learnt True Form Transformation as she thought it would make her look ugly LOL.)

Master Roshi: 699 (I Class but once transformed F Class)(He got a head start and was stronger than everyone before training-

While in the 21st Budokai he realised how close to equilibrium he was to Yamcha-

This caused him to drop the sedentary and pick up the weights.

Though he got beaten up by Chi-Chi and Bulma frequently cause he was still my perverted master-

What could you do- its a habit from the Coochie wars back in Age 669.)

Oolong and Puar: (J Class- but transformations can increase that by a lot!)They were both at the level of 180- and together they could clap a lot of people-

Due to Oolong mastering his shapeshifting forms with the help of Puar-

Meaning potentially they could be really OP if they wanted to.

Chi-Chi: 200 (I Class)(trained under Master Roshi with Krillin and Goku- she is now Goku's love interest as he'd been educated by Yamcha which resulted in Yamcha's extreme migraine-

But hey he used the Dragon Balls to fix the damage done to Goku's Brain.)

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"Now the finale of round 1 is between the previous champion, the Wolf Fang Master Yamcha vs the mysterious student of the elegant crane-

Who will win, who will come out on top- find out in the Budokai Battle!"

While saying this Yamcha found that the announcer seemed to emphasise his title and his glory while calling him a master facing a student-

He wasn't wrong though- and this annoyed Tenshinhan as he eye-rolled at me with that.

I didn't mind his trivial pursuit of immaturity - instead, I wished for him to understand the gap between us to cultivate growth in both his and Chiaotzu's power.

Cause though they were strong- they just weren't cutting it like all things.

I wanted to cultivate my group of allies to help me in my fights- as being strong by yourself is no good once you're in the T.O.P...

I would have about 8 years before the start of Z and I would spend it well and consolidate my skills at this time.

It was currently May 6th Age 753- and after this tournament ends I would begin my next level of power.

Looking directly at Tenshinhan's eye I released my aura only for him and there he felt it.

His face from unbridled arrogance, to shock and disbelief to fear and anxiety.

It was like a whole spectrum of emotion was reflected in both his face and eyes.

And it was really funny seeing how quick one's expression changes in the event of fear and surprise.

Finally, after a microsecond that felt like an eternity- Tenshinhan spoke.

"This- What- no is this your Ki?!"

Nodding I replied-

"I'm sorry for leaking it out I seemed to have lost control, Ten..."

But this urged him back to seriousness-

"Hey it's Tenshinhan to you, only Chiaotzu's allowed to call me Ten-"

"Aren't you a little too close to that Chiaotzu you speak of?"

"Well yes, he's my best friend!"

"Are you sure you two aren't a couple cause the look in your eyes when you say Chiaotzu reminds me of those lousy second rate romcoms."

"Yoouuu- he's just my friend!"

"Gayyy!!"

Finally, I'd aggravated him enough and with a wave of his hand, he sent a knife of wind straight at me-

But with a quick exhale his move was destroyed.

He tried to attack once again- trying to go on the stealth side this time.

Unmoved I was as I waited for his movements- however to the outside world I looked like I just vanished me and Ten both.

"FWOOSHH!!"

After the noise alerted me Ten-appeared behind me, and with his body high in the air diving to reach me.

He twisted his wrist as he prepared a special attack on me to make me lose consciousness.

A neck chop if you will- he wanted me to get off guarded and then finish me off by chucking me out of the ring.

"Found You!"

But before his neck chop could even reach me- I grabbed him from the skies and twisted his wrist before then spinning him in the air and finally chucking him into the tiles.

'Oh No!'

Was all that Ten thought as his body smashed to the ground and broke the tiles into mere dust.

Quickly he looked for balance as he jumped up back on his feet before using this momentum to attack Yamcha's legs.

'If I can't kill him, dismember him, or defeat him then I'll break his damn LEGS!'

It seems fate is a mysterious element as even with all these differences Tenshinhan was determined to break Yamcha's elephant-like dense legs.

But Yamcha instantly activated his Senƶugan

and determined Tenshinhan's Goal- His Elephant Thick Legs.

A little angry now that this guy was obsessed with his legs and wanted to break them and hear the sickening crunch.

Yamcha immediately activated his ultimate move for mere eyesores until they became buddies five episodes later (hey it's anime am I right.)

"Imma Kosengan your Bitch Ass- TenshinHo!!"

"Snap!!"

"Whoosh!!"

"Clang!!"

With that declaration, Tenshinhan couldn't even move out of the way as it hit him square in the circle of his torso.

"It can't be- NOOOOO... I can't lose!!"

And with that final sentence, Tenshinhan was defeated as he flew back with by the burst of Yamcha's energy.

Before Yamcha used his laser beamed eyes and scarred his chest for life in order to remember this day and his complacency.

Instead of Tao, he was the one to give Tenshinhan the scar permanently engraved upon his chest.

As he began bleeding out with now nothing but respect for Yamcha and his school of thought- the other branch of the Mutaito School.

The Kame Style Fist of Fury- led by Muten Roshi.

If the Kame-Sennin could train such a strong Disciple- imagine what he could become with the same training.

"And with that- ladies and gentlemen it's a wrap-

Contestant Tenshinhan has been bested by the Champ Yamcha!!"

"Yamcha, Yamcha, Yamcha!!"

"Champ, Champ, Champ!!"

"You can win this Champ!!"

"Show them who's Wolf Champ!!"

Said a Wolf-Human as Yamcha smiled at him before heading over and writing his signature on his shirt.

"Thanks, Champ!!"

And in the end, Yamcha wrote almost 500 signatures that day with the most let's say sensual ones being when a female bird human with beautiful facial features and voluptuous melons asked her hero to sign her boobs.

Master Roshi seeing this smiled as a father would- proud to see their boy become a man.

"Ah, this reminds me back in 69 when I was back to back with Jesus-

One hand on the Bible and the other on some beer-

Shooting off divine bullets and ridding Satan's hold on them fine ass cheeks-

Erh Hehehehehe!!"

Saying that his nose began to rupture into a fountain.

While Bulma looked towards Oolong with a knowing lethal smile.

"Oolong be a dear and turn into a Mace will you!"

"*Gulp- Yikes Bulma you really gonna kill your hubby for an autograph?"

"Did I Stutter!! Pork chop!!"

Immediately he began to sweat an ocean as Oolong turned into a Mace before he floated into Bulma's hand.

And with a ferocious roar, she spun the maced Oolong with her own Ki amplifying its strength enough to hurt and injure Yamcha.

'Yamcha- forgive me for this sin but it's your crazy girl's fault, not mine!'

And Boom Oolong landed onto Yamcha's back as he began to bleed.

"Ouch!!"

Turning around he noticed a mace stuck on his back before he plucked it out and looked at Bulma staring right at him.

She seemingly became a demon with wings, red eyes and an evil grin saying-

"Try to cheat and see what I do to your PP!!"

Using his Senƶugan to heal himself and return to Bulma to clarify the situation Oolong ran out with a beeline-

He didn't want to get in the way of the couple's argument- no way.

And on his way, he copped up numerous touchy feely's like the perverted pig he was.