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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Jogos
Classificações insuficientes
601 Chs

Chapter 363 Graduation Assessment! Fallen Ones' Sudden Attack!_3

"It's not easy to maintain this friendship after three years apart, and besides, the place we're going to is bound to be scholarly, so let's not keep them waiting any longer."

"And another thing..."

Zheng Cheng chuckled and said, "Even if they've been swayed by Cui Xiabing, it doesn't matter. If I want to, I still have ways to bring them into the fold!"

"You're going to..."

Yao Zhixue blinked and said, "Don't tell me..."

Just then, Ma Chuanwen announced loudly, "Attention, students!"

"The national joint graduation assessment for Professionists has officially begun!"

"Go!"

As soon as the words were out, more than ten eager figures leapt from the cliff, plunging into the fog.

Being the first to jump could, of course, mean landing faster and then heading to the Black Dragon Abyss!

Zheng Cheng and Yao Zhixue also casually picked a spot and jumped.

Below the canyon, raging undercurrent winds scattered everyone's figures.