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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Jogos
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601 Chs

Chapter 360 Practicing Skills, Mutant Curse!_1

The next day, after sending Yao Zhixue off on the high-speed train back to Chang'an City, Zheng Cheng and Cai Ji embarked on the road to level up.

Cai Ji was leveling up, whereas Zheng Cheng himself was preparing to find suitable wild monsters to practice and improve his skill proficiency.

A few days later, their figures appeared in an Underground Labyrinth.

Located in the northern suburbs of Beijing, the Underground Labyrinth was home to a large number of wild creatures.

The Underground Labyrinth had nine levels, each with numerous Territory's Hearts, passively summoning corresponding plane Monsters.

It was also one of the hottest spots for Professionists in the Beijing region to level up.

Because of the orders from the Elders Council and the Professional Guild, some powerful Professionists would not actively destroy the Territory's Hearts.

They maintained it to ensure there were always plenty of wild monsters for lower-level Professionists to level up with.