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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Jogos
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601 Chs

Chapter 340: The Ancient Tree Joins the Battle! The Peculiar Realm Breaking Task!_1

Above the land, there suddenly came a violent shaking.

They saw around them the ground begin to give way, as a multitude of roots stretched out, and a dense mass of vines descended from above, forming a forest-like canopy.

In front of them, the ancient tree that had been taking root in this place for three days suddenly "came to life."

Its roots at the base began to move incessantly, dragging its massive body toward the battlefield.

At the same time, a deep green glow surged from its body, enveloping the nearby battlefield.

Cui Xiabing and Purple Poppy excitedly stood on the trunk, shouting something with all their might.

On the trunk of the ancient tree, the face of the hidden one began to awaken, chanting some melodious syllables.

Specks of green light turned into droplets of rain, falling from the sky.

Zheng Cheng looked up in surprise and said, "Such rich life energy, this..."

"I feel my spirit rapidly recovering."

"My physique too..."

"My injuries are healed."