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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Jogos
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601 Chs

Chapter 283: Rabies Virus, Outbreak!

Zheng Cheng appeared in a massive dense forest.

This forest was unlike any ordinary one, with trees of a mix of purple and crimson color, as splendid as a sunset.

The trees themselves looked quite peculiar, resembling a monster baring its fangs and claws.

The leaves, too, were like the claws of a monster, baring and clawing, making for quite a frightening sight.

"Roar~"

To the side, Jerry let out a strange cry, his massive figure rapidly shrinking, returning to the form of a small creature.

He lay on the ground, rubbing against Zheng Cheng's leg, and yawned widely.

Zheng Cheng's expression was rather grim; Jerry's strength had reached its limit.

For three straight days, he had transformed and been pursued by the Hyena Men for such a long time.

Although the attacks from ordinary Hyena Men posed no real threat to him, the proverb "ants can kill an elephant" came to mind. What if the Hyena Men were particularly vicious?