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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Jogos
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601 Chs

Chapter 281: Sworn Enemy? Human Traffickers, Deserve to Die!

"HeHeHeHeHe..."

Hearing what Zheng Cheng said, Zhu Senlin stopped pretending and laughed wickedly, "It seems that you are still quite young."

"Slave trafficking is pretty common now. There are so many slaves in Ruin City, no one bothers if they are ordinary slaves or sex slaves."

"You might not know this, young man, but using jackal werewolves as sex slaves is quite innovative. In the past, they were either just thrown into the gladiator arena or into underground fighting rings!"

"Now the price of jackal werewolves and hyena men is rising, especially for young female slaves, who fetch a higher price. Many influential people and powerful professionists in the city are willing to keep these types of slaves."

Zhu Senlin continued, "Among the beastman tribes, the highest prices are given for the female slaves of the Fox Woman, Garfield Cat Woman, and Mice Swan Clan. As long as we can capture any blue stars or other aliens from the battlefield, the least they are worth is a million."