webnovel

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Jogos
Classificações insuficientes
601 Chs

Chapter 205: Divine Position Guess? Night's Watch Ghost Market!

"Lu Mengmeng!"

Zheng Cheng instantly noticed a familiar silhouette in the crowd. About a dozen people were hustling around the logistics personnel who were carrying the corpse, asking all sorts of questions.

Meng Yao was their colleague, whose lively nature and friendly demeanor had made her very popular in the special department.

And just like that, in the blink of an eye, her life was extinguished.

"Let's go."

Yao Zhixue said from behind: "It's best for us to leave. Let Director Wu handle the aftermath."

"Hmm."

Zheng Cheng nodded. While the crowd's attention was fixated on Meng Yao's corpse, the trio slipped away from the Night Watch headquarters.

"Brother Cheng."

Halfway, Veggie Chicken suddenly spoke, "Don't you think there's something off about Elder Wu..."

"You mean he's too single-handed, or perhaps he's too radical in how he deals with things?"

"Yes exactly!"

Veggie Chicken said urgently: "He's been far too hasty!"