let’s see who’s side your god is on today, b*tch!

Status...

Type: spirit

Body: dirt golem //MAXED// ( F+ rank core )

Lvl. 40

Vitality: 470

Strength: 680

Endurance: 1,560

Agility: 310

Intelligence: 3,560

Spirit power: 11,220

Charm: 12

I guess I'm still considered a dirt golem huh?

Maybe I should make my adventurer body a stone golem as well??

I'll worry about that later, for now I'll have to give this test my all. Even though this instructor looks nice and treated me well, there is a large prejudice against golems/ artificial intelligence in this world. If I don't give this my all she might fail me just because a dirt golem isn't worthy of being a D+ rank adventurer in her eyes.

Hope I'm wrong.

" I'm back Patricia, is she going to administer my examination?"

" That's correct, Elaine here is a B rank hunter class"

" She's done this job for almost 22 years"

" How old is she?"

" 43, why do you ask?"

Right in my strike zone....

" No reason"

" Well then you ready to get started?"

Elaine crosses her arms with a smile on her face waiting for me to reply.

" Of course "

" Aren't you tired from that fight with sally?"

" I don't get tired"

" But your an E+ rank, and just a dirt golem, and a magic swordsman/earth mage.."

" So????"

" That wind strike you made was ridiculously powerful. Wind magic is the weakest of all Magic. A intermediate mage from even the second weakest magic water could beat the strongest wind mage there is..."

" Why?"

" Wind magic takes up an exorbitant amount of mana.... now a days at least. You see the wind goddess had a falling out with her sisters, the other elements... they cursed her powerful wind magic by making it chug mana."

" That spell of yours, it out ranks you"

" So you should have at least felt a little off put by all that mana you used"

" I didn't feel a thing... could have cast a dozen more spells way more powerful than that one if I wanted to"

" There's no way..."

She mumbles to her self looking to Patricia with a confused expression on her face clearly taking my words as an exaggeration.

Patricia just smiles to her and nods.

" Well if that's the case based on that single spell you're easily a D- rank no questions asked. Also your a duel mage, a few more quests and you can easily become a D rank... three days tops"

" I'm flattered that you think so highly of me"

" Oh... back in my adventuring days, we actually had a golem in our party, crazy guy.."

" And?"

" He was an iron golem... no magic what so ever. But... one day we were getting our asses handed to us by some dark mage mobs in a C rank dungeon"

" He said, guys..... please forgive me. His body changed form... got all angular..."

That seems to be a common theme for strong golems .. maybe he was a shut-in-nerd in some other life just like me.

" He ran towards them no weapon in hand and punched holes in their bodies. We cleared the dungeon. After that, he never held back, not once. We rose all the way to a B- rank party.

After our healer Jess died.. the party couldn't handle another loss and got disbanded. I spent the best years of my life with them all and couldn't find it in me to continue. So I eventually retired. After a while news comes to us that the Drojesh army was advancing to our southern boarder.... all C+ ranks and above were automatically drafted for the war and off we went..."

" What's this have to do with...?"

" When we got there.... he was standing atop a mountain of corpses..... blood flowing from them, fresh"

" Who?"

" Terence..... our porter, the golem"

"What?"

" He looked like a steel demon... still no mana but, he didn't need any. He ran from enemy to enemy, all fell. Mage, swordsman, gunmen, didn't matter. He single handedly held the line."

" What happened to him??"

" His body, although unfeeling... couldn't keep up with his rage and actions. He broke apart.... and eventually his core shattered"

" We held them off and won that fight of course, afterwards the news was that a high ranking soldier on the enemies side went rogue and massacred their own forces."

" Again, what's the point of telling me all this??"

" I'm not surprised that a dirt golem is as strong as you because I've seen worse, secondly, take care of yourself okay.... you might not feel fatigue but your body has durability separate from your health. If you over work yourself. You might not receive that much physical damage, but your body'll quit on you"

" Okay then, still I'm not that worried"

" whofffff, "

She lets out a small sigh.

" Wait, why did he apologize the first time he fought seriously?"

" a few years before that, our healer Sandra , died in a battle we barely managed to win. Had he fought back then too, she would probably still be alive... he clearly blames himself"

" Oh, I see"

" Well then, get ready. Patricia here says your a D+ rank so I'll treat you like one."

" That's fine with me"

" Oh before we start I have a question"

" What is it?"

" How many types of magic is.....acceptable for a golem to have?"

" Platinum...Magikite golems one of the strongest magical types of golem there is can wield up to 17 types of magic "

Well that's good to know, in the future I best keep my full power under wraps then. I don't want powerful people coming after me and using my body for research purposes.

We start heading up to the second floor again and enter a large room to the right of the stairs. It's currently empty and has a large rack with every weapon you can think of lined up against the left wall.

" So, what will be your weapon of choice "

I think about my answer for a while....

" I'll use just my magic "

She pulls out a huge executioners sword with engravings of demon beasts.

" You want to use wind, water , and earth magic against my demon cracker"

She's shakes the sword a little with a playful smile on her face.

" Yes."

" Well then, I guess that's fine. Even if you don't make it to D+ rank if you prove yourself I can place you as a D rank"

" Don't worry about me "

" If you say so"

This place looks less well maintained as the challenge ring. It's a stone brick wall all around with a padded floor. Clearly ment for training.

" I'm not going to have to pay for damages am I?"

" Of course not silly"

She raises her sword with both hands and points it at me. I put both my arms at a resting position besides me.

" I promise not to scuff your armor too bad"

" And I promise not to dent your sword"

" Heh"

She lunges at me wayyyyy fast In the blink of my eye she was directly in front of me swinging her sword straight down.

Now I know how those mobs I killed in a similar fashion felt.

I simply move to the left and activate my hydro strike skill.

I go in for the punch and she vanishes.

" what the..."

The water rushes out and cuts the back end of the arena all along the wall.

[[\ if host doesn't remember, you have the apraxia skill...../]]

How'd I forget about that.

Type: groxian

Body: human // ENHANCED // ( B rank )

Lvl: 316

Stats

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What the hell?!?!??

[[\ there is no maximum lvl in this world host /]]

I'm aware of that.... just didn't expect this.

How do ranking work in this world again?!?!

[[\ C- rank all the way up to A+ is the big leagues. These people live very rich, popular lives. all 9 tiers of S rank is power basically ranging from super man all the way up to a literal god. Some triple S+ ranks actually are gods/]]

So , she's a B rank... and me in comparison to her would be like if a wet piece of 1-ply toilet paper decided to fight the entire American military???

[[\ basically /]]

She must be holding back... she's using an infinitesimal of her power right now.

Well then....

stone bullet!!!

Hydro strike!!!

Gale!!!!

All around me tiny round stone pebble form. They spin rapidly causing tiny tornadoes to form behind them, and water starts gushing like a vortex from their tips. Just for good measure I imbued them all with a low lvl explosion spell.

I launch them not directly at her....

But at myself!

She clearly though I was going for her so she went behind me to attack my weak spot.

Well, unfortunately for her, I beat her to it.

Like a dozen gun shots all going off at once they all shoot at her crazy fast.

She could totally dodge them all of that I have no doubt. But she didn't?

She took them all head on.

Once the cloud of dust and water vapor subsided she was looking at me and laughing.

" Congratulations, mr.Golem...."

she walks up to me and puts a hand on both my shoulders.

" You are officially a D+ rank.... and the strongest dirt golem I've ever heard of"

I smile to my self... now I can make fat stacks of cash.... why is money important to me you may ask.

I'll need resources to create my unstoppable automaton army... resources cost money.

I don't plan on being a D+ rank adventurer, a floor 1 guardian, or a dirt golem for much longer. The stronger I get , the bigger the playing field gets, the stronger my foes.

I'll just have to get exponentially stronger with every day that passes.

Now that I can take dungeon quests....

I'll work on getting myself some magic gear and skill books....

I've heard that Undead dungeons give rather eccentric skills..... and are entirely random.

( from idle chatter I've picked up during my travels. I was a loner in real life so I'm quite good at eavesdropping)

Well, I rather like Gacha games... after all, one is responsible for this new wondrous life of mine.

I immediately go to the quest board and get a D rank dungeon quest.

Collect one litch core.

I run over to Patricia and get the quest approved.

Without any hesitation I run over to stelle and find... some golden haired milf arguing with the stable boy?! About.... stelle?

" Just what's going on over here?"

" Oh, are you the golem that humiliated my sister today?"

" who?"

" Sally "

" WHO? "

" Of all the..."

" I was planing on getting this horse behind your back but this little bastard is quite resilient"

" Don't you dare insult him, not in front of me"

" Oh, my... you don't know who I am so I'll let it slide"

" How much do you want?"

" For what?"

" Stelle "

" She's not for sale "

" You see, I promised my dear little sister some help for her revenge. Unfortunately as of right now I'm at quite a lose"

" So if you can at least sell me the horse I can lie to her and make her happy.. that's all that matters"

" Well she'll be thoroughly disappointed now then, won't she?"

" I'll say it again, you really don't know who I am do you?"

" Based on your obnoxious outfit, your some Bible B*tch from the holy empire right?

" Excuse ME?"

" I'm not repeating myself "

Golden light starts shining around her.

" Do you know who handles the flow of money in and out of the capital Mr.golem?"

Before I can answer.....

" My mother, I can just... take stelle. And no one would be any wiser. I came offering any price necessary, you refused. Clearly you need to learn how to talk when in the presence of your betters"

" Where are they?"

" What?"

" Where are my "" betters"". Can't see them anywhere"

" You!"

"You said your from the church right...."

" Let's find out who's side your gods are on today together, shall we?"

She can kill me with a single strike. And I don't doubt how evil she is.... it's a common cliche that any and all high ranking church members are usually evil psychopathic bastards, demons in holy veil.

She defiantly will kill me without a second thought.

This will be trouble.....