Chapter 5

Satoru stood in front of the doors for the next phase of the exam. After the fight with Hisoka he immediately said his goodbyes, which Hisoka replied to with his own, and teleported to Killua location.

' They should be here any minute now. ' Satoru thought as he grinned.

' My shoulders feel so light. Now that I don't have to worry about the strongest sorcerer bullcrap, I can actually have some fun without being held back. ' Satoru thought as he looked at Leorio being unconscience as he is later on a tree by Hisoka.

Satoru grins as he heads over there after Hisoka leaves.

" Well, he made it. " Killua states.

" Yeah. " Gon said.

" That's true. " Satoru said as Killua and Gon look at him.

" Satoru. When you get here? " Gon asked.

" I arrived here with Killua. Anyway, Leorio got beat up badly. " Satoru said as he looked at Leorio's beaten face.

" Yeah. " Gon said.

" He looks even uglier than usual. " Killua states.

" Yep. Tags why we should hide his beaten-up face, by covering it up. " Satoru said as he brought out a make-up kit.

Killua and Gon look at the kit, then back at Leorios face. They smile and not at Satoru who smiles.

* a few minutes later *

Leorio woke up as he got up from the tree. He heard giggling and looked to the left to see Killua and Gon holding in their laughter.

" Oi, what's so funny? " Leorio asked.

" Nothing I was just telling Gon a joke. " Killua said as he tried to hold in his laughter from looking at Leorio's face.

Gon was trying as well but had to turn his face to the left to avoid seeing Leorios face.

" Oh okay. " Leorio said as Killua tried to hold in his laughter as he turned his head away from Leorio.

" Oi, why can't you look at me and laugh. Kurapika is something on my face? " Leorio asked as he saw Kurapika coming up to them.

Kurapika looked at Leorio's face and immediately covered his mouth as he tried to hold in his laughter.

" Nope. Nothing's on your face. " Kurapika said as he got the words out.

" You lie. " Leorio said. Satoru then showed up as he gave Leorio a mirror.

" Check with this. " Satoru said as he distanced himself, before rapidly clicking photos.

Leorio looked into the mirror and was greeted with a clown face.

" Gaaaaahahhhhhh.... " Leorio screamed as he looked at his clown face. He then rushed to his briefcase and grabbed a tone of wipes and immediately started to remove the makeup.

Satoru, Killua, Gon, and Kurapika laughed hard as they looked at the photos Satoru took of Leorio.

" Stop laughing. It wants funny. " Leorio yelled.

" But it helped, after all, it hid the big bruise on your face. " Gon said innocently while trying not to laugh more.

" That doesn't make it better. " Leorio yelled as he pointed at Gon.

* creak *

The participants watched as the doors opened. They looked inside to see a bunch of cooking stations lined up.

" Will all the participants who didn't die please enter? We're burning daylight. "

The participants walked in as they looked at the examiner who sat in front of them. There were one girl and one boy.

" Alright, my name is Menchi, and welcome to the second phase. "

" And my name is Buhara. " Said the man who sat behind her and was larger than the chair she sat on.

" Now then, the challenge for this phase is cooking. " Menchi said as she got up and stood in front of the participants.

" Wait cooking? "

" That's what this phase is about. "

The participants talked to each other in confusion as they didn't expect this. Satoru however had an excited expression as he waited.

' Yeeesss. I haven't had much to eat, plus I learned how to cook just to show my students that I could for their surprised faces. It was worth it.

I'm so going to enjoy this phase. ' Satoru thought.

" Alright. You are to bring back a pig that lives in the wetlands and make a dish. If it's good, you pass. If it's bad, you fail. With that said get your asses to work. " Menchi said.

Satoru didn't stay any longer as he immediately left to get a fucking pig. Finding one he smacked it on the forehead as it died.

Teleporting back with his pig he then checked all the drawers and other places to find vegetables, spices, and other stuff.

' My first decent meal in this world and I get to eat a pig that's bigger than any pig I have ever seen. Should taste great? '

...

" And done. " Satoru said as he looked at his pork.

" Time to eat. " Satoru said as he started chewing on the pork.

' This tastes good. ' Satoru thought as he continued to eat.

Meanwhile.

" All of you are boring. Every single one of you fucking grilled it and didn't even season it. Salt fucking exist people, but none of you used it. " Menchi yelled as she failed pretty much everyone.

Everyone was understandably angry. Hisoka however was currently letting out bloodlust while imagining Menchis's painful death.

* boom *

" That's unfortunate though. We can't have everyone fail no, can we? "

Everyone looked to see an old man in the center of a crater.

" Well, now we can't because you're here old man. " Menchi muttered.

" I know. Being chairman is both a curse and a fucking gift. No then you're going to gave to make another phase as they all get a do-over. " Netero said.

" Fine. " Menchi said. " All of you, get in the blimp. I'll explain when we get there. "

...

" Alright, we are here. " Menchi said as she stood in front of everyone with a cliff right behind her.

" Okay, so all you have to do is grab one egg that is dangling from the webs below. To start I'll show you then it's your turn. "

* time skip of Menchi showing everyone how to do it. *

" And that how you do it. Now it's your turn. Please fucking die. "

After that everyone else, except the ones who decided to be pussies and not jump, jumped off the side and grabbed onto the web.

" And now. " Gon said as everyone let go after that one guy become useful cannon fodder.

Satoru grabbed 2 eggs as the wind blew everyone upwards.

The eggs were then boiled as Satoru bit into one of them.

' Oh, this is good. Now if only I could make an omelet out of this. ' Satoru thought.

" Well, it looks like some passed. Congrats we will now move on to the next phase. Get your asses on the ship so we can leave. The sooner we get there, the sooner I get some sort of entertainment. " Netero said.

All the participants who passed walked onto the blimp as it flew away.

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