Your requirements are too high

[System: Dear Host, why are you not talking to me?]

[Host: Is there anything left to talk about? How could you let me be with him?]

[System: Dear Host, it was you who attacked him.]

[Host: I didn't attack him.]

[System: Dear Host, you went ahead and threw yourself at him, desperately asking him to copulate.]

Huang Qiuyan squeezes her eyes shut. Yes, it's her who had thrown herself at him. She didn't know that she is this desperate. She has guarded her chastity for her 28 years of life. Now, it's gone. The person who took it is the evil vampire king. She can't even... all hopes are lost. She will never get married. She will die alone in her old age.

[System: Dear Host, you will never get old. You can just marry the evil vampire king. He is good for your health.]

[Host: My health or your points?]

[System: Dear Host, I am your biggest well-wisher. In my humble opinion, the vampire king is right for you. First, he is a vampire and he won't get old. He is immortal. Status wise, his rank is highest. He is good looking. In bed, he is great. I have checked your body reactions when you were having intercourses with him. His male energy is high nutritional for you. He has power, status, looks, and riches. What else do you need?]

She sits down and draws circles on the ground. The vampire king is good looking on godly levels. However, he is a vampire. A real vampire. He has nearly killed her. He is a human child abductor.

No. She will never choose him. He is not even on her list. He will make a bad husband. She can't imagine having a life with him.

[Host: I don't care about any of those. I want to marry a normal guy who doesn't bite people.]

[System: Dear Host, your requirements are too high.]

She ignores the System's complains. It's day time. The crazy vampires are nowhere to be seen. Huang Qiuyan watches her house surrounded by people with guns. She scratches her head. Did her family hire gunmen? She walks to her house fearlessly. The gunmen look at the woman who is dressed like a homeless person. She is unnaturally beautiful. Her pale and clear skin has a different glow. But, her eyes are crystal clear. She is walking like a regular human being. Is she a vampire or a human? But then, vampires can't come out in sunlight.

"Who are you?" The man with a thick beard points the gun at her. During these times, you can't trust a human either. She is unnaturally cool-headed, even though he is the one with the gun.

Huang Qiuyan has just escaped the clutches of real vampires. She has been hit by an arrow and bitten by crazy vampires. She has nearly died in a car accident. She has jumped off from the castle on the top of the mountain. She has survived after having sex with the vampire king. Compares to everything that happened to her, the men with guns are nothing.

"I am looking for my brother." Huang Qiuyan shows them a small smile. "Huang Wei Yi."

"You are Lieutenant's sister?" His eyes become round.

"Lieutenant?" Huang Qiuyan frowns. "Who are you talking about?"

"Lieutenant Huang." All men straighten up their backs suddenly. She turns her head to look at her brother. Though they are twins, they don't look much alike. He has received the best combinations of their parents. In her case, she has the least good looking combination of their parents' appearance.

"You are alive." He is visibly surprised to see her. She doesn't miss the tint of disappointment that disappears with a blink. He hugs her with his one arm. "Yan-er, you made us worry."

She grins at him. "The black sheep of the family is back."

"I thought that you died." Her brother pats her head. "But, you found your way."

[System: Dear Host, I don't like your brother. He is not a nice person.]

[Host: This is the first time that we agree on the same thing.]

"Let's go in." He smiles at her refreshingly. "Everyone is waiting for you."

Huang Qiuyan glances at the house. For the first time, she wonders why did she return here. It would have been better if she was considered dead to this family. She has hoped that something would change.

She is nervous to face her mother. The blind date is a total failure. She has died and become a vampire. It looks like nobody has realized it yet. Is it a bad decision to come here?

It's too late to regret. She sighs. Her mother is sitting in the living room. Her sister-in-law is sharpening wooden arrows. She can't see her nieces anywhere. Huang Qiuyan finds those arrows familiar. Where has she seen them before?

"Oh!" Her mother widens her eyes. "Yan-er, you are back."

She clenches her hands. "I am back, Mother."

"How was the blind date? Did he ask you to marry?" Her mother adjusts her glasses and narrows her eyes. Huang Qiuyan is speechless. Of all the things that they could have asked, they are still talking about Zhao Zhu.

"No...there were some problems." He has already been killed by his ex-vampire girlfriend.

"Like what?" Her brother's mood is better. He takes a bite from the apple. Meng Su Yin, her sister-in-law, is watching her weirdly. Her brother adds, "Did he say no?"

[Ding!]

[Scanning Complete!]

[Item: Hunter's arrow

Description: Used for exterminating vampires.]

[System: Dear Host, those are vampire hunter's arrows. You have been hit by one when you were bitten.]

[Host: Oh!]

[System: Dear Host, you are quite carefree. Your brother and your sister-in-law are vampire hunters. You are a vampire. Are you sure that they won't hurt you because you are a family?]

[Host: ...you should have told me sooner.]

[System: Dear Host, I told you as soon as I found out.]

"Huang Qiuyan, have you been bitten?" Meng Su Yin asks her.