Scottish Balance 3

"You really are a villain, no fair!" She pouted up at him, "Wait, you aren't really gonna try it are you?"

"No, I'm not going to pull a hentai villain on you and pin you down and rape you until you become my mind broken pleasure slave." he deadpanned at her, letting go of her and stepping back.

Her cheeks became bright red at his words, "…But you didn't deny wanting to." Serafall pouted, poking her fingers together

"As if I would," Yarden snorted in complete derision, "Frankly, I'd love to have you to myself and parading around in a little harem girl outfit."

"The hentai villain is strong in you indeed," Serafall giggled, despite her accusations, she hadn't felt threatened at all, "Should I start calling you the Hentai Dragon King now? Actually, that would be a great title for an antagonist in my show for you to play."

Before Yarden could reply, someone else did.

"NO! YOU SHALL NOT! I WILL NOT END UP WITH SUCH A DEMEANING TITLE!" Vritra's voice suddenly erupted from Yarden's body with a roar, "BAD SATAN! BAD INSANE SCOTTISH IDIOT!" and then fell utterly silent after scolding them.

An awkward silence hung in the air for a few moments before Serafall coughed, "So…Why'd you pull me back Ya-chan?" she asked.

Well, with the mood ruined, there was no point beating around the bush, he reached into the box he was holding and grasped the mutated queen piece, "At the top of my list for queen candidates is you," he said, "You up for it?"

A true look of surprise appeared on Serafall's face, "Huh…." she uttered simply and went silent for a moment. She shook her head, "I don't think I've ever heard of someone's peerage member asking their king to join their own peerage."

Serafall tapped her chin in thought for a moment, "I don't think there's any rule against it, and I know there isn't one for asking a Satan, just nobodies had the guts," she mused, "A bit odd though, I have authority over you as your king, but if I do join, you'd have authority over me as well, I'm not sure how the legal side of things hold up there. Honestly, it's kind of a bit like marriage really, only even more binding!"

Her eyes widened and she looked him straight in the eye, "You basically just proposed to me!" she gaped, pointing dramatically at him.

Huh, now that he thought about it that way, he kinda did, didn't he? "I mean I just told you I wanted you anyway," he shrugged, it would come to this point in the future as well either way, the only difference would be if she were his queen or not, "I even have a marriage gift prepared for you already."

"You do?" Serafall blinked, "Gosh you're prepared! so you've been planning this all along!"

'Wait…you do?' Vritra asked bemused, 'How? I've been with you all this time and did-"

'Twice Critical.' he replied succinctly.

'…Oh…' the dragon king uttered simply.

When he turned his attention from the dragon back to Serafall, he noticed all the playfulness had left her gaze and she was utterly serious now. He wasn't dealing with Miracle Levi-tan right now, he was dealing with the Satan Leviathan.

"You know, I've had a lot of fools trying to court me before Ya-chan," she idly began speaking again, her voice much deeper and level than usual, and he could see the warrior capable of bringing gods low in her clear as day now, "But, never one as ballsy as you."

He was tempted, oh so tempted to point at his testicles and let them explain for themselves from their sheer Scottish epicness, but the situation was just too serious right now for that.

"Like I said, I'm clear as day with what I want," he replied back, just as serious, "This is just killing two or more birds with one stone. I've told you of what I know of what's coming, the Infinite Dragon God. Making you my queen with this mutated piece, means you'd get a substantial power boost, right? From what I know, these pieces work with what's already there after all."

"And attune them to the energy of the king, passing on parts of the kings talents to the subordinates to allow them to get stronger, Riser Phenex for instance, his peerage members all gained a talent for fire and wind elemental magic," Serafall nodded and explained, "A feature Ajuka made so that newly reincarnated devils might be able to help strengthen our bloodlines."

Hmm, that was really good to know. Yarden wondered idly, what kind of benefit his peerage members would get? Resistance to light energy? Talent for fire magic? Something related to dragons?

"I've already chosen my side," Yarden put those thoughts out of mind for the moment, "I've thrown my lot in with you and the devil race now, of course I'm going to do what I can to make the odds swing more in our favour now aren't I?"

"…That is true," Serafall nodded lightly, then sighed, "You really don't do anything by halves do you Ya-chan? Like I said earlier, if only the young generation had even half the drive you do, I wouldn't need to worry for Sona at all."

The fact that she continued with the 'Ya-chan' pet name, was good thing he thought.

They sat in silence for a a good few minutes after that as Serafall seemed to think furiously.

But finally, she nodded slowly, "…Alright, I'll accept," Serafall finally decided on, "It's honestly a good choice to make, for the future of the devil race. We'll come back to that proposal thing later Ya-chan, but for now, I'll become your queen."

Yarden nodded, "Good enough for me," he responded, best not to be too greedy for now, "Walk me through it, will you?"

"Alright." Serafall nodded. She waved her hand, conjuring a barrier within the barrier he had around the room, reinforcing it just in case.

And then they got right down to it. She walked him through how to use his Evil Piece, his power illuminating the room as it flared brightly out of his body, and a moment later the mutated queen piece sunk into her body, and almost immediately he felt as her own massively powerful magic began to steadily incline.

"…It'll take a bit to acclimate properly to this, but this…this is good," Serafall mused, a light smile quirking her lips up, "I've been stuck in a rut now for a while and my growth has stalled almost completely. But with this…I might even catch up a bit to Sirzechs."

Yarden really wanted to meet Sirzechs in person from hearing that. Serafall's power was rising to absolutely monstrous proportions now, it made him wonder just how much of a monster the Satan Lucifer really was and excited.

"If not, then this might." Yarden spoke up, drawing her attention.

When she looked up, she found him holding a black metallic gauntlet in hand, and her eyes widened in shock, "Wait that's…!"

"The engagement gift I was talking about." Yarden grinned smugly, holding it out to her, Vritra was only too happy to hand it out to him.

He too was very interested in how strong Serafall could get.

"…I never agreed to marry you." Serafall pointed out.

"Good thing I'm Scottish then," he shrugged, "Besides, just think of it as incentive, it might just be a Twice Critical, but it'll double all your abilities and power and even increase the rate you grow stronger from training."

"Just a Twice Critical he says," Serafall snorted, "Ya-chan, there isn't really a devil alive with a Sacred Gear beyond reincarnated ones, only Azazel and his group have the ability to extract and transfer Sacred Gears, which brings up the question of where you got this."

"From Azazel, who'd you think?" he shrugged, "He was only too happy to hand over the ones that had Vritra's fragments in them."

"…Oh right, Vritra did mention something like that," Serafall realised, she must have forgotten with the shock of all that was going on, "You're too amazing for your own good you know that Ya-chan?" she suddenly praised him.

It was so sudden, he wasn't expecting such honest praise and found his cheeks flushing a bit himself.

Chuckling to herself, Serafall nodded, "Alright, I'll accept your generous gift as well Ya-chan," she agreed, "I guess I really will have to put some serious thought into this marriage thing for once, mother will be happy I guess."

She shook her head, "So, how do we do this then?" she asked.

As she did, Yarden's Sacred Gear manifested itself, but not by his own command, rather by Vritra's. Not much had changed to be honest, his gauntlets were bigger and thicker, probably from the integrated Twice Critical, and his metallic tail had become longer and thicker as well, the pointed tip having turned into almost a drill shape, and of course the near knee sized armoured ebony black boots of Shadow Prison.

"I'll handle it, binding is one of my specialties, and they're well acclimated to my own power." Vritra declared, and suddenly, thick blue ropes of energy erupted from the fingers of one gauntlet, wrapping around the Twice Critical and carrying it over to Serafall.

"…Tentacles, huh?" she raised an eyebrow at Yarden, even as the Twice Critical phased into her toned stomach and disappeared from view, a shudder running through her frame, "To think I'd end up recruiting the ultimate hentai villain, shame on me, I've become my own ruin."

Vritra sighed pointedly before he could reply.

All said and done, it actually didn't take Vritra long at all to bind the Twice Critical to Serafall, merely ten minutes.

"It's surprisingly easy to summon, huh?" Serafall mused, eyeing her right hand that was currently adorned by the Twice Critical, before shaking her head and dismissing it, "So, is there any other revelations you want to drop on me Ya-chan? As fun as it is, I am actually super busy with the peace talks stuff and dealing internal affairs, there's been suspicious movement by the Old Satan Faction."

"No, that's all," Yarden shook his head, before pausing as a thought occurred, "Actually, there is one thing." he mused, before the naked, extra hung Scotsman stepped forward and placed a finger under her chin, tilting her head up.

She could have stopped him easily, but didn't, so she was letting him. With her head tilted up, he bent down and pressed his lips to her own in a simple, chaste kiss and that was it for now before stepping back, he didn't want to overstep right now.

Serafall licked her lips slightly, before snorting, "I'll let that one pass," she mused shaking her head, then clicked her fingers, conjuring another bright pink teleportation circle, "We'll continue this later once Kokabiel and the peace talks are dealt with."

"I'll hold you to that." Yarden agreed as pink energy suffused her being.

"By the way Ya-chan," she suddenly said just before disappearing back to the underworld, "This is for surprising me earlier, goochie goochie goo!" in an instant, she reached out to his crotch, and gently tickled the underside of his balls with the tip of her fingers.

And then she was gone before he could do anything about it as a shiver travelled up through his balls and his cock throbbed.

'You deserved that.' Vritra happily added on.

Yarden sighed, looking down at his massive cock standing up proud and true. Truly, there was drawbacks to having the 'True Longinus' that baby raging, shrimpy maggot dick Cao Cao could never possess.