I was about to cross the street until someone suddenly pushes me down and WTF! But I hear a crash and saw that there was a teenage girl bleeding on the ground. Omg the funeral was terrible and all of the deceased family members and the local media were giving me the stink eye - so uncomfortable! It's been two weeks since the incident, my life started to come back to normal. I was walking back to my office from WcDonalds when suddenly I tripped over my shoelaces. F***, my life sucks so much! But a second after that thought passes through my mind, Bam! A Jeep Wrangler hits the light pole 3 feet away from my face! Omg is the driver ok? Wait I've seen this person before... where have I seen this perso... The funeral. The dad. Did this f***er try to kill me just now? No way, but that's a huge coincidence. Luckily he wasn't too injured and the ambulance came within a couple of minutes of me calling 911. Sigh my luck can't get any worse, right? 3 months later, I'm now in a holding cell at the police station. 5 total cases of vehicular crashes within my vicinity caught the police's attention. At least, I can't get hit indoors right? Truck-kun seems to always find a way. Is the Truck god trying to get me reincarnated?! (I have a general road map for the story but I'm willing to hear out any suggestions for traffic accidents.)
Truck-kun: Typical trucks
Truck-chan: Small car
Truck-chibi: Child car (toy)
Truck-sama: Big ass rig
Optimus Prime