Creepy old man

Once you got rid of Snape as a teacher everything else was pretty much golden the use of a bubblehead charm in quirrels class and some hidden books to read were perfect then all I do is sit in the back. With Alice and Jane in my head they subconsciously listened to everything and remembered it all anyway so if a question was asked then they would tell me and I could answer it even if I wasn't paying attention.

I did every class perfectly but not like overly done. Just like the bare minimum to get the best grade. Dumbledore has been using the school ghosts and castle paintings to watch me. He's trying to see if i have something special about me. You know, high powered magic, a larger than normal magic signature, advanced knowledge, any interest in exploring the third floor corridor or wandering around the school like Jim who he had subtly been feeding hints about the stone via hagrid. Who by the way had invited me to tea on several occasions. Still a good guy. He also makes the most dangerous weapons known as rock cakes on the planet. Just put one of those puppies in a sock and give you foe a nice wallop over the head and your good to go.

The only other thing about the school I changed was I had Perenelle donate broomsticks for the quidditch teams and flying practice. Sure I'll fly but you can suck my ass if you think I'm using one of those old death traps.

As for Jim winding up on the house team. That didn't happen. What did happen was both him and malfoy bragging when we got into the air. Then they somehow ended up crashing with each other and smashing into the ground where they needed to be helped to the hospital wing. Jim also dropped a copy of the marauders map. I already had one that worked from my world but just because fuck him, I took his anyway.

He of course had James cloak for fun sneaking around hogwarts. I'd seen him on the map a few times when I was looking over things. I also saw Quirrel/Voldemort stake out the third floor a few times and dumbledore sitting in one of the empty classrooms. A quick check when he wasn't there revealed the mirror of erised.

What did I see when I looked in the mirror you ask?

It was just me and my family so far smiling. Everyone was happy. That's what everyone wants right? Just to be happy and okay.

I think I'm happy I've got people who love and care for me. A nice stable home. All the money I could need. New adventures anytime I want. What more could I want?

The mirrors image changed for a split second. There was hundreds of hot naked women surrounding a bacon tree. Before it swapped back to the happy family.

"Alright you've won me over." I say patting the mirror and leaving.

After that I used the map to dodge dumbledore quite a lot who was using the paintings to try to run into me for a 'casual encounter.' Not going to happen old man.

It got to the point I was actually so tired of having some of the hogwarts ghosts follow me around I captured a few of them. Usually it's extremely hard to pin down a ghost. But they do have uses. If your cruel enough you can actually use one as a sacrifice and get that cool ability of Smokey flight that Voldemort had. Am I cruel enough to do this? Yep. There was hundreds of ghost anyway as long as I didn't get rid of some of the more noteable ones people would never know.

Other than that school was fine. Too damn slow in my opinion though. However I did get to meet my new sisters on the weekends when we didn't have classes. Me and lily would head off to the flamels to visit. The twins names were Emily and Amanda. Adorable little things.

They were very cautious of me at first. Apparently Jim was a greedy little bully and never shared his toys and was always mean. So I gave them a massive box filled with all sorts of things they would love. Sweets, giant stuffed animals, new broomsticks, beautiful jewelry, what girl doesn't love jewelry. Then we all went shopping in London for clothes for them and lily. James was always greedy with his money so.

Literally my wealth goes up daily in the other world when it's unfrozen. Do you know how many perfect condition 1st edition charizard cards I have? Not to mention when I bought stocks in Microsoft they were 2 dollars a piece when I left they were at just over 60 dollars a piece. I had a special vault in gringotts filled with rare baseball cards, comic books, autographs, basketball jerseys, all sorts of collectible items. I spent a few thousands or tens of thousands on certain ones in the 90s but in the later part of 2000 those things are going to skyrocket.

I don't spend too much money on things lately anyway well besides the magical eyes. Those cost a fortune.

That's how it usually went for the weekends lily had tried to invite jim but that didn't turn out too great. James had told him that lily took half the fortune and divorced him over a misunderstanding. Not to mention the papers had been constantly showing James in a bad light so he blamed it all on lily and refused to have anything to do with her.

That earned him a trip to the hospital wing with a broken nose and busted lip for being a little shit when I found him in the hallway alone. I work hard to keep lily in a good mood and in one day he messes that up. So to relieve my stress I punched him in the face a couple of times. Sure it's unethical or something to beat up an eleven year old. But hey we have all wanted to punch a child at some point in our life. If you deny it your a fucking liar.