Beware the skies
And the water that falls,
Beware the sunshine
And its tempting calls.
Beware the clouds
And their tempers galore,
Their suspiciously dark looks
That should be against the law.
Beware the moon
And its power over the tides,
Beware the oceans
For they never will bide.
This is the conclusion I came to
With use of my intellect,
There's something wrong with the weather,
And everyone is a suspect...
~H.H.