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With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.

Funny quotes

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.

I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.