Chapter 3 (Wtf moment)

"i am Darkness and my class is crusader, if you would have me, I would like to join your p-p-p-party please" Darkness said

Kazuma replied "I don't k---"

"Tell me about the women in your party why are they all slimy? What happened to those two?" Darkness asked excited

"oh they got eaten by some toads" Kazuma answered

"oh if I were there..."

Kazuma gulped

"i mean I can't just watched two young ladies getting violated by an animal!"

"Yeah i don't recommend joining us one of our members is not what i call useful and the other she can use her attack only ones a day and the other one carries the team as he is the beat out of all of us and i have no skills." Kazuma announced

"Thanks for the comment." Gojo replied

"I don't know why you are wasting time with us." Kazuma said

"Because I can!" Gojo answered

after that Darkness said "in all honesty, i have an announcement to make, although i am confident in my defense abilities, i can't land an attack on my mark."

"That said i will not hesitate to take the charge in the front line, you can use me as a shield, yes use me!" Darkness continued

Gojo laughing said "if you haven't said to use you as a shield the 'use me' statement sounded very wrong"

Kazuma took a breath and said " Sorry, i can't use a woman as a shield"

At which she responded "I wouldn't mind that!"

"Uh, We get eaten by monsters in every battle" Kazuma Added

"Not me though" Gojo added as well

"Well i don't mind that either"

"HUH?"

[the next afternoon]

"I can't believe i slept until afternoon" Kazuma said

"me too, but we failed asleep really late, so it is obvious why" Gojo added

"are we entering?" Gojo said

"yeah we going in" Kazuma answered

as they opened the door they saw Aqua doing some party tricks

she said "hey don't you love the new skill i acquired, it's a great addition to my already awesome set up"

"that's just a party trick dork"

After that Kazuma, Gojo and Megumin were sitting. Megumin was eating and Kazuma was thinking something

"Hey Megumin how do I learn new skills?"

Megumin explained him that someone need to teach him the skill and it will show on the card he just needs to redeem his points

Kazuma asked " then if i have enough points and want to learn explosion magic you can teach me"

"Yes exactly that's all you have to do Kazuma If you want to learn explosive magic i can teach you as much as you want, when you think about it is there other magic worth learning, no there definitely isn't, just say the word and we shall walk the path of explosion together" Megumin said excitedly

grabbing her shoulders and pushing her a little back he said "Easy kiddo, don't get so fired up i probably have 3 points anyways so its not like yoouuu."

Megumin with mixed emotions said " he said kiddo..."

"he called me kiddo"

from behind a voice was heard saying " here you are"

"we could not finish our talk because you said you were drunk and felt ill" darkness said

"I am feeling better now" Kazuma answered

"glad to hear, now shall we continue where we left of, i would like to join your party" darkness told

Kazuma replied "You can and that's final."

when he said that Darkness got excited again

another voice was heard from behind laughing and then said "That's not how you do it Darkness, you will scare people away if you are that pushy"

Kazuma and Gojo were confused who she was and Kazuma opened his mouth "Um, Who are you?

"I am chris and as you can see i am a thief i am also friends with this poor thing" the girl said

"just now I heard that you wanted to learn a skill well how would you like to learn some thiefing. Thief skills always come in handy here + it does not take this much points to learn"

"seriously" Kazuma asked surprised

"Seriously, Just buy me a drink and i will be happy to teach you" chris said

(Gojo won't be in this scene so the events don't be removed

it's a spoiler so hope you have watched the anime)

as Kazuma, Darkness and Chris entered Chris was crying

Aqua questioned what happened and Darkness said what happened

"she taught Kazuma some thief skills, he used them on her, stole her panties and then took all money she had"

chris added " i gave him his money back but he said it wasn't enough and i had to pay more to get my panties back"

"NO STOP TALKING. yeah that's pretty much what happened" Kazuma yelled

chris kept going "he said that he would put my panties on the wall and keep them as a trophy"

"would you shut up already you are going to get me killed. Oh god every woman here looks like they wanna chop my balls of."

Megumin asked "Did you really learn new skill or were you both just horsing around"

"oho i learned a skill alright, here goes STEAL"

"don't tell me you got Megumin's panties too" Gojo said

as he was saying that Megumin started crying

"guess i am right" Gojo added

Megumin then asked "What's your problem? did your stats or level go up or something? because your class has gone from adventurer to pervert. Now then can i have my panties back"

Aqua commented Kazuma "You are so edgy"

Gojo just said "EDGE LORD"

Kazuma explained "I wasn't trying to steal these, but it was supposed to be random"

Darkness intercepts and said "This is beyond savage, How dare you shame her in public. Then i will ask you again will you let me join your party"

"Forget it"

Darkness got excited again

and Gojo just watched the fiasco

Aqua asked "hey Kazuma is this the person you were talking about yesterday.

after that they sat on a table

"Hang on according to her card she is a crusader it will be crazy to miss such an offer" Megumin said

"Darkness i am sorry, but i have to be totally honest with you. Me and Aqua have a mission here and it is to defeat the devil king" Kazuma said

everyone was amazed except Gojo who knew he was the strongest

Aqua added "pretty awesome huh?

Kazuma continued "anyway we know how rough it's going to get for us and we are okay with that, but what about you Darkness. If he catches a lady knight like you do you know what he is gonna do for starters he will chain you up and torture the hell out of you"

Darkness replied with "Yes, i fully expect he would"

"look Megumin i meant what i said we are going after the devil king, the strongest being in this world he is no joke so don't feel like you have to come with us" Kazuma said

"Hey Kazuma are you sure because i will obliterate him and his army with one move you will see it ones its mostly needed because it can cause so much destruction" Gojo said annoyed

"Megumin you were about to say something you can go on" Gojo told her

Megumin nodded and started talking "My name is Megumin Member of the crimson demon clan wielder of explosions in their finest self, The devil king thinks he is superior to us, but i shall obliterate his presents with the finest magic in the land"

there was an alarm and the words emergency quest were said everyone was gathered to the entrance of the town

Gojo got excited as he will have his chance to showoff after that he said to the group that he will showoff a little.