"Yeah, I've got a delivery for you," said the man on the doorstep when he answered it. He was holding a small, cardboard box, and a PDA, which he handed to Matt. "Sign here."
"Uh...what it is?" Matt asked him.
"A PDA, idiot," The delivery man replied. "Now sign it."
"No, I mean what's in the package?"
"How should I know? Just sign it please."
Matt signed his name on the line, before taking the package into the living room. He looked at it with intrigue. The package was simply addressed to "The lucky recipient of this present", with no other markings on it. Figuring he was allowed to, Matt started opening the package. Inside was a lot of bubble wrap, and inside that was something very interesting indeed. There was an old, Arabian-style lamp, very much like the one from Aladdin. Next to it was a short, handwritten note, in a language that Matt didn't recognise. There was some dirt on the lamp, so he started to try and rub it off...
As he did, he felt the coldness of the lamp begin to grow warm, as though coming alive. Pink smoke began to flow out of the tip, and Matt threw the lamp onto the floor in a panic.
"Fuck!" He shouted. More and more smoke emerged, before it began to take a humanoid shape. When the smoke cleared, Matt saw a beautiful, nude girl stood there. She looked about his age, with tanned skin, and long, curly, brown hair. She had large boobs, at least D-cups, and absolutely no public hair at all. Matt didn't get much time to admire her however, as she immediately got on her knees, and bowed her head before him.
"Uhh..." Matt stuttered, and the girl spoke some words. He didn't understand the language, but her voice sounded as beautiful as her body. She said something else, before saying a few more things in what sounded like different languages. She then looked up at him, apparently realising that he didn't understand any of the languages she knew. She gestured for him to stay put, and she ran upstairs.
"Hey, wait!" Matt shouted after her, watching her ass as she ran. Half a minute or so later, she returned, and resumed bowing.
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