FUCKING BUNNIES
so, i woke up in the morning, tired as fuck. Why, because these beds are . . . Shit. "uggh, fuck im still tired . . . hold on. i have absolutely no responsibilities in this world. fuck it, more sleep" i went back on the bed went right back to sleep. not giving a shit about rEspOnSibIliTies and stuff.
(2 hours later)
i actually got up this time and walked out the Inn, and seeing that no one was at the counter decided to eat something at a restaurant or somewhere else since, no one was there. "tf, where did she go? well i mean it was cheap, maybe."
Stopping that train of thought i left the inn. i walked around the city and found that i couldn't find ANY place that served light foods (not even fucking soup) so i just decided to go to the guild and eat there. they atleasts had soup and bread so that's good
I ordered some food and quickly ate it, after finishing i got up and said" well, i guess i should go on a quest or something." i walked up to the quest board but stopped since i heard the door slam open with a loud high pitch voice shout, through out the guild hall with no shame at all "I am Megumin, holding the archwizard class, behold my might as I wield the almighty Explosion magic, the ultimate and most destructive force in existence. With a single incantation, I shall reduce all enemies to nothing but smouldering ash. hehe" the girl who is all to familiar to be the explosion loli, megumin, as she was making her speech? statement? introduction she made many poses that could make anybody cringe.
she strutted forward and up to the counter where Luna was, almost tripped onto the floor, but caught her self and asked Luna something. But i really could care less since i knew that she was . . . Kinda useless. personality also kinda . . . eccentric when she is acting. "yeah, not my problem. don't wanna deal with that" i turned away and continued to look through the quest board. "hmm, this looks good and it pays really well" i said as i looked closer.
extermination quest
defeat 10 horned rabbits in 2 days.
location: something something village
reward: 15,000 Eris
i grabbed it and walked to one of the guild workers (not Luna, she was dealing with explosion loli) "can i get this quest" the guild worker was about to speak but i cute her off . . . ". . . yes." she grabbed it and did her thing, she then handed it back stamped "each rabbit with little to no damage can sell for 3,000 Eris each. while large damage would half it, but it depends on how damaged. now is thing else you need?" she asked with a strained smile
"no that is all, thank you." i turned around and walked out the door, i heard a lot of loud chatter as many people asked megumin to party with them. but i ignored it since i know that the second they find out her catch they will put up duces and vanish. "now, where is this place at hm." i looked at the map i got from the guild on the first day and the location. "i ma shit at map reading."
(1 hour later)
it took fucking for ever but i found out where the problem was a, it was in a forest but. . . now i have another problem 'wtf, are those fucking rabbits . . . FUCKING' i thought as i saw 2 rabbits eating a lettuce together while . . . doing it.
i pulled out my sword and contemplated 'i would be pretty fucking mean if i killed them while they where doing it. . . pfft hahahaha' "i don't give a flying fuck, DIEEEEE" i screamed out as i sliced my sword through both of the rabbits. as it slid through them like butter.
they both died on the spot with the last things heard where the screams of a human. 'atleasts i didn't die a virgin' the bunny thought as it died. (Brudda wtf)
"fuck, i need bleach. god damn i did not need to see bunny fucking. oh goddamn it, that's a hentai tag too." i shouted as i stared at the corpses, i grabbed the large-ish bag i brought with me and put the 4 half's into bag. "well, their not that badly damaged, just a clean cut. yeaah. im going massacre the bunny population now."
i placed the bag on the ground "now, time to cleanse my eyes with THE BLOOD OF THE BUNNIES." i grinned as i ran off to a random direction.
A/N - yeah, the title was literal