What am i!?

Imagine being few kilometres underwater, Now imagine there are two neuclear bombs around you and you are hugging the third one as they all go off at the same time? Black was having the same experience right now.

Cosmic whales, an abomination of multiverse who would send any unlucky basterd who got close to it into oblivion with it's constant cosmic radiation. this radiation was strong enough to excite any warp drive of any space ship that passed by the whale.

black was one such unlucky basterd. He ate something funny last night and just for a few minutes he went to toilet to relive himself and in that time, god knows how a cosmic whale got close to the multiverse space ship. his ship could survive many hazards but the company that made it specifically said to steer clear of any cosmic radiation mega being.

in the cramped space of the size of one small room, the toilet was just in the middle of the warp drive as he could directly flush the stuff into the burning thrusters. As soon as he opened the door, he saw a cute fluffy face, a giant whale that looked as if it was smiling and was coming right at his space ship. maybe it though that his ship was another Cosmic whale and came over to say hello?

Black almost shit himself again as he saw the signature smile and beady eyes. He could almost feel the heat on the both sides of the toilet as his warp drive were getting excited. He knew he didn't have much time as the warp drive would blast in matter of minutes, or maybe seconds? who knows!? he wasn't a space engineer or mechanic! he was just a lucky man with a small multiverse spaceship!

He didn't even bother to pull up his pants as he pushed the door open and ran to steer the space ship away from the whale. the control panel was just few steps away but his fate was already sealed. the fancy pants that he stole from a king in one of the universe tangled with his legs and he fell head first onto the floor.

his head was spinning as he realised that heay have broken his nose. he swiftly pushed back and kicked back to take the pants off but they were made of sticky lether which sticks to the skin when there was a lot of sweat. " F*ck me! " He just gave up at this point as he got on his knees and walked while scraping his knees on the floor as he reached control panel.

*Bang! *

as he was about to hit the button to reverse the thrusters, the huge bulb on the ceiling blew up from radiation and one of the glass piece nailed itself right onto the back of his hand, changing the trajectory of his palm as he pressed the button next to the reverse button.

" F*uck me sideways! aaaaaaah!! " The button was for refueling. There were only two warp drive fuel cells active at a time on a space ship but if the need be, You can activate a reserve warp drive in case one of the warp drive malfunction and if you are still alive after the malfunction.

The strange thing was that in cramped space, the company didn't fit automatic reloading system, instead the warp drive cell would fall in the middle of the space ship and it needed to be refueled by hand. Now with so many bullsh*t coincidences, there was one more as the warp drive cell would drop down right in the lap of Black.

Black just gave up at this point, he had a live nuclear bomb in his hand and two more behind him as a huge stupid Cosmic whale was ever closer to his ship and was about to give a hug to what it thought as another Cosmic whale.

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Black felt as if he was thrown into a mixer grinder as he felt as if his body was being thrown around in a tight space. He couldn't see but he felt as if he was flying through countless swarms of bullets as energy blobs passed through him one by one.

At other place, a god was talking to a kid who died accidentally because he was saving someone from a truck. " I would grant you a system and you can live a good life in...." As he was in the middle of the sentence, the table on which the orb of energy called system was sitting on got hit by the soul of black, which was Shutting through different universes. The soul didn't stop but as it passed through the orb, it absorbed the system and disappeared into the infinite multiverse again.

" Oh my god! what was that!? " The god said as he and the boy jumped back in shock.

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After what felt like an eternity, black finally felt as if the mixer grinder was stopped and he felt at ease. the feeling was strange as if he was wide awake but he couldn't open his eyes, nor could he hear anything, nor could he speak.

Hell, he couldn't even feel his legs and arms anymore! He collected his thoughts after what felt like a day. He tried to remember everything but he couldn't remember anything before the point where he opened the toilet door. He still vividly remembered the whale but that was it.

For what seemed like a month? it was just him and his thoughts as he would think all sort of things, what am i? why am i? where am i? who am i? wait he knew he was black, a poor basterd who was unlucky enough to die because of a freaking cosmic whale.

He was lost in his thoughts when he heard a sound first time in a long while.

[ Enough energy accumulated, initiating the system. ]

[ System type - Standard 101 ways to become a god. ]

[ Scanning user - Scan complete ]

[Status]

Name - Black

Species - Fruit

Race - Devil's Tomato

Level - 1

Status

Mass - 10

Juice - 10

Weapons - None

Armour - None

Accessory - None

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