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Fool's Fantasy

A 20-year-old college student transmigrates to a parallel earth dominated by monsters, fantasy races, interdimensional spatial rift's, and superhumans. Sounds like a dream come true right? Well you'd be wrong. For the man who was now a scrawny teenaged loser it was a nightmare because, he has to go to an academy full of super powered freaks that beat the crap out of him everyday. A fucked up fantasy life awaits our protagonist so stick around and read along.

Preston_Shaw · Urbano
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2 Chs

Chapter 2

"I had really hoped when I woke up again I'd be back home, but nope, still here. Guess God hates me!" I shouted at no one in particular.

You're probably wondering what happened since last time. The answer is nothing. I'm still here; about two or three hours have passed.

I assume since there are no clocks or windows and I haven't gone outside to check whether it's day or night, mostly because I have no clue what was outside or whether or not I'd be in danger if I did. So, I've decided to lay down and try to get some sleep, but no dice barely slept a wink. 

I'm not going to let it bother me, though. You can't change what can't be changed; you just have to keep moving forward, and hey, it's not all bad news. 

I found out something interesting about this kid. Want to hear it? Well, let's just say. What this boy lacks in brawn and looks he makes up for in other ways, if you catch my drift hehehe. 

Okay, you got me, kids, got a huge dong. It's freaking ridiculous. Way bigger than my old average-sized ding-a-ling.

I don't know how big it is exactly, but it's definitely like two to three times bigger, so maybe 8 or 9 inches and super girthy. It was no wonder my pants felt so funny. Kid had a concealed weapon in these gray sweats. Pfft, hahaha! Oh, I crack myself up. 

But jokes aside, I'm cool with being in this kid's body now; everything worked out; everything's chill. I'm just going to lay on this bed until someone comes by or something else happens.

"May as well try and catch some more Z's." I said, moving the only pillow on my bed over to the other side. But when I laid my head down, I felt something hard hit me on the back of my head.

"Ouch! What the hell's in this pillow?!" I cursed while rubbing the back of my head.

I grumbled as I picked the pillow up and reached inside, finding something I hadn't found before. 

'Fuck! Why didn't I check inside the damn pillowcase?' Cursing my stupidity, I threw the pillow to the floor before scrutinizing the silver object in my hand.

"It kind of looks like a metallic Fitbit or maybe a smartwatch?" I said, scratching my head in confusion.

There was no question that this was a bracelet of some kind, but why hide it in your pillow? 'This only makes matters more complicated, but you know what? Fuck it, I'm just going to slap this sucker on and see what happens.'

After putting the thin silver wrist band on my right hand, I couldn't help but sigh. My wrist was so skinny, the stupid thing didn't even fit! I was just about to remove it until the craziest thing happened. It tightened around my wrist, adjusting itself so that it could fit perfectly. 

And before I could say or do anything else, a blue 2D holographic screen popped up, displaying four little icons with text under them. 

"Profile, info, help and support, and system settings?" Reading the text under each icon in a puzzled murmur, I only grew more and more confused by this strange futuristic bracelet. 

I'm not dumb. I know it was some kind of device like a cellphone, but I had no clue how to use it.

"Do I tap on them or think about selecting them? I'm not sure what... OUCH! Son of a... Why is it suddenly vibrating and burning my fucking arm?!" I cried out, clutching my arm as the silver bracelet turned bright red and started vibrating like crazy. Then, out of nowhere, a genderless voice calls out, saying.

[Analyzing DNA beginning bonding sequence.] 

'What the fuck does that mean!' That's what I wanted to say, but I was too afraid to speak because I knew if I did, I'd end up crying. 

I wriggled around on my bed, trying to stop myself from losing it, but as soon as I smelled burning meat and felt something sharp penetrate into my wrist, I couldn't hold it in any longer.

"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, MAKE IT STOP!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, louder than I had ever screamed in my entire life. 

I was in so much pain that I stumbled out of bed, slamming against the hard wood floor, knocking myself unconscious when I hit the back of my head off the ground.

"WHY?!" I involuntarily cried out before passing out, my left hand clutching the back of my head as my right hand twitched wildly in front of me.

***

"Owww, what happened? Where am... Oh yeah, I remember now. Shit. Welp, here we go." I said before slowly getting up, crawling back into bed, and taking a deep breath before I decided to look at the evil wrist band that, upon tugging on it, was now apparently fused to my arm.

"Great, just perfect. There's a piece of metal that's fused itself onto my body." I said, as sarcasticly as I possibly could. 

'Sigh, who even cares anymore just going to check this stupid thing out? I hope it doesn't possess my body or some shit like that.' I thought as I raised the bracelet to my face and opened up the screen by what I assumed was thought. 

I thought about opening it, and it opened, unlike last time when it did that on its own. 

But enough with all the explanations; I'm not going to waste anymore time. I selected the profile icon and looked at the new screen that popped up in front of me.

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Name: André Ackermen

Race: Human(awakened)

Gender: Male

Age: 18

Height: 167.64 cm

Weight: 59.802 kg

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Overall statistical analysis-

Genetic aptitude: Gold-Tier

Superhuman Rank: Mortal

Level: 1

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Power Trait(s)- Luck

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General information- Registered as a new student at Black-blood Academy. No known family. Registered as having 52,000 credits in bank account. 

[Warning: You must attend the opening ceremony in exactly one hour or risk expulsion!]

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"André Ackermen, huh? Not a bad name; definitely better than my old one. I don't really know how I should react to this huge info dump, but from that serious-sounding warning, I should probably go and get dressed... Hmm, maybe after five more minutes." I, whose name is now Andre, said before falling back to sleep.