Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
Florida Man Hides Expensive French Fries in Impenetrable Granary, Raided by His Cat
Chapter 46 – Florida Man Hides Expensive French Fries in Impenetrable Granary, Raided by His Cat
Planting crops was fine and dandy, but harvesting and storing such a massive potato could be a chore. After pulling out the 3-meter-long gold potato, Leo harvested more.
When Leo was done, the farmland self-repaired itself, reverting to the soft-plowed land with black dirt. Meanwhile, Leo gawked at the pile of massive radioactive potatoes, sitting on the south of the farmland. The majority of potatoes came out smaller than the first one while a few had the same size. They emitted the pleasant scent of boiled sweet potatoes even though they were raw.
Leo picked the smallest piece, which was as big as his entire body. He patted off the dirt and peeled its skin with his fingernails. Then, he took a bite.
The texture was soft and hot. It also tasted exactly like sweet potatoes.
DING
<Your 1 lifespan has increased by year.>