It's Too Fucking Hot Here

I'm glad I could convince my mother to move away from New York, but I wish we went somewhere cooler. California is way too fucking hot for me. Then again, I wear long sleeved shirts and pants all the time so...maybe that doesn't help.

I have to get ready for school, after all, it's my first day.

(His outfit)



Mom already left for work...who's gonna drive me to school? Wait...

Oh yeah! There's the public bus I could take. I don't like people that much, but I'll survive.

I walk over to my small black vanity and put on black eyeliner. I glance in the mirror at myself and grin.

"Damn, I look so good today..."

Sometimes I just need to tell myself this to make me feel good, you know?

I grab my bookbag and step outside into the unbearable heat. It's only 86 degrees but it feels like the fiery pits of hell. I walk a block to the bus stop and begin the wait. The sign said a bus comes every 10-15 minutes.

I wait.

More kids start showing up. A girl with a pink backpack and a lot of makeup. A really tall boy with sleepy eyes who looks like he hasn't slept in 10 decades.

There's a boy and girl that look exactly the same despite makeup and outfits. Twins.

By the time the bus came, there had to have been at least 30 high school students.

We all board the bus. I go to the very back. When I make it half way there, I feel someone grab me on the arm. It was the girl with the pink backpack.

"Me and my boyfriend sit in the back. I suggest you go to the front."

Is this bitch actually serious right now?

"Listen sweetie, it's a free country and I'm at least a foot taller than you. I'm sitting in the back."

This bitch has the audacity to laugh right in my face.

"The hell you are! And why are you wearing makeup? Boys aren't supposed to wear makeup."

Now...I know it's kind of against the law to hit a girl. But I didn't exactly hit her...

I grabbed her arm and shoved her into a nearby seat.

And I leaned in real close and whispered, "You don't decide where I sit, bitch."

The look on her face was legendary.

I wanted to tell her she put way too much makeup on, but I'll save that for another day.

I go to the back of the bus and sit down with a smug grin on my face.

Nobody tells me what to do.