Chapter 30

Opening the door I enter into the living room of our home back in Fuyuki, dropping my bags, I use a bit of magic to send all my stuff to my room, doing the same with everyone else's.

"Haaaaaaa, home sweet home"

With that I collapse and lay down on the ground, enjoying the feeling of being home. Apparently Irisviel wasn't happy with my action through.

"Nicholas why did you send all our stuff away, it need to be washed"

"No need already done"

"It's not good to abuse your magic for things like that"

"What's the point of magic if not to abuse it"

'Snap' With that I give the house a good clean, occupants and all.

"See, days of work, done, just like that"

Seeing that Irisviel just sighs and looks to Kiritsugu.

"Kiri, talk some sense into him"

Kiritsugu's reaction to Irisviel is the same as hers, with a sigh.

"Iri, what do you want me to do, I have literally nothing to convince him with. Besides, there's no problem with it, after all who else is going to do the chores, there's no army of maids here to cook and clean for us"

At that Irisviel gives up and agrees dropping the topic.

"So what the plan now"

"Well, school starts in a week, Soni need to make preparations for the kids. I enrolled Nicholas before we left and I'm certain Sakura is already enrolled, that just leave Ilya"

"I see, what about her"

With that, everyone looks to Tiamat who has already sat down giving me a lap pillow. Yep Tiamat can back home with us, since Sakura and I are the only ones who can understand us, she seems to follow us everywhere.

It's been a week since the incident where I brought Tiamat back to the world. After that I spent the next week sitting in on classes with Sakura and Ilya and pranking with Zelretch. We went to town on the association, we did everything from itching powder in the toilets, swapping toilet paper with sand paper, replacing soap with super glue, lacing food in the cafeteria with laxatives, magic gaydars, paint bomb's and woopy cushions.

Ironically enough, the mundane pranks seems to offend them even more then my 'Blasphemous' use of magic.

It seems being tortured and bested by mundane means is far more degrading and shameful then being bested with true magic.

On a side note seeing the magic gaydars go off and the awkward situation they caused, especially with those who were married, it seems quite a few people were still hiding in the closed.

Ignoring that, immediately after we realised how pissed the mundane pranks made them, we went on a pranking rampage using nothing but mundane pranks. That was not a happy time fore the mages association.

Unfortunately good things don't last forever, a week later we left London and are back home in Fuyuki.

"Hay dad"

"Yeah"

"Can I, not, go to school"

"No"

"Come on, my memory might be fuzzy, but I clearly remember hating school"

"Still no, give me one good reason"

"I'm an all powerful magician who has the power to change reality as I"

THATS IT. MWAHAHAHAHAHA. GOODBYE SCHOOL.

"Nicholas, No"

"What"

"No. No getting rid of school"

"Oh come on, what the point of all this power if I can't do anything fun with it"

Ignoring Kiritsugu I roll over in to Tiamat.

"Really. Really. Are you really saying that, after everything you did at the mages association. Are you really saying that after EVERYTHING you did"

"Hmph"

I continue to ignore him. I'm currently a child, so I'm going to abuse the hell out of it, being as petty as I can.

Seeing the situation, Sakura and Ilya, the angels they are intervene.

"Don't you want to go to school with us"

"I'm looking forward to going to school together"

'Thud' 'Thud'. Damn, two shots right to the feels.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Fine"

"YESSS"

"ALRIGHT"

Seeing the situation getting resolved by the girls, Kiritsugu takes this chance to get speak up.

"Now I just need to sort out what grade you all are in. First is how old you are, Ilya is eight, what about you Sakura"

"Six"

"Nicholas"

"I don't know"

At that everyone looks to me.

"What. My memory is still pretty blurry, how would I know"

"Hmmm, we should probably sort this out"

Seeing how everyone is acting Tiamat decides to get involved.

"Oooooohhhhhh" (I can help with this)

"Really, how"

"Oohhhh" (Like this)

Tiamat plucks one of my hairs and uses magic all of a sudden my hair changes into a light which then changes into a number 2600

"what does that mean"

"ooooooohhhhhhhh" (How many days old you are)

"Ha, damn"

"What"

"That shows how old I am in days"

"Hmmmm. If my math is right that's approximately Seven and two months old"

"So I'm a year older then Sakura and a year younger then Ilya. I'm in the middle. Cool"

"Does that mean we're not going to be in the same class"

"Unfortunately no, Ilya will be in the grade above Nicholas and Nicholas the grade above Sakura"

"NOOOOOOO. I wanna be in the same class"

"Sorry Ilya"

"Well I'm going to sort out your schooling situation tomorrow"

With that Kiritsugu and Irisviel go to their room to bed. Looking out at the moon in the sky, only one thing comes to mind.

"Does this world have the moon cell"