17 Chapter 16

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (Irisviel)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (Kiritsugu)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (Ilya)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" (Sakura)

"Ahhhhhhhahahhahhahahahahaha" (Me)

Irisviel, still shock about what just happened is still screaming. The sudden appearance of a new person in the car screaming shocks everyone else in the car awake, screaming. The car quickly devolves into everyone screaming bloody murder, while I sit in the back laughing.

As quickly as it starts the screaming stops, Kiritsugu and Irisviel seeing each other, immediately stop what their doing and chose to call out to and embrace each other.

"IRISVIEL"

"KIRITSUGU"

Unfortunately Kiritsugu seems to have forgotten he was driving. not to worry , it's pretty late so the rodes are empty, plus with a bit of magic it an easy fix.

"MAMA"

Seeing Irisviel, Ilya does the same and jumps in on her parents hug.

"Iri, are you real"

"Yes Kiri, I am"

"Mama, I'm so happy to see you"

"How, Iri, how are you here, I saw you, you were"

"Magic" Reply's Irisviel, with a smirk.

Hearing her answer everyone in the car stops and looks at me. Seeing everyone staring at me I do what anyone would do in this situation. Whistle while looking away pretending not to see anything or know what's going on.

"Nicholas, what, how, when did you"

"What, well when I heard you say what happened to her I decided to go have a look. You mentioned a grail, so I went looking for the most magical thing I could find in Fuyuki. Eventually fount this big pillar oozing magic, which I now know is the greater grail. So I had a look, saw a mass of disgusting stuff worse then what was in you. How, magic. Inside that mass of darkness I found a light, pulled it out, and before it could disappear, I created a body for it and put it into he body. When, just now. You should have said something sooner, we could have gotten her out of there sooner.

Seeing the look on Kiritsugu's face as I say that, is priceless.

"Haaaaa that's it, I'm done. Do what you want, by the way did you get rid of the curse in the grail, seeing as you were there"

Hearing his words, I feel like an idiot. The grail may be corrupted by all the world's evils, however I wield true magic, a power beyond, that can change the world to my will.

"I'll be right back"

"Wait"

"What"

"Don't worry about it for now, sort it out when we get to Fuyuki, I mean what's the worst that can happen"

Hearing his world, I just blankly stare at him with dead eyes.

"Dad"

"Yeah"

"From what I have seen in anime, that's called raising a flag. Usually when someone does that something bad usually happens because of it. I think in the anime it said another way of saying it is tempting Murphy"

Thinking about my words Kiritsugu just looks at me with dead eyes.

"Nicholas, how do you feel about making a quick trip to Fuyuki"

"Back soon"

Having already done the trip before it was a lot faster this time. entering the location of the greater grail, I look down at the sight before me. How did Avenger even do this, it makes no sense, he's supposed bro be stuck in the grail, so how are his curses spilling out of the grail, and how are they making shadow monsters. You know what Fuck you Kiritsugu, this is that happens when you tempt murphy. Activating my magic I quickly get rid of the curse and curse monsters. Walking up to the greater grail, I use my magic to analyse it, after identifying the curse and finding the source I purge it from the grail. In an instant the grail is restored to its original state. in front of my I can see Avenger materialising trying to take a physical form, however before ha can make any progress, I disperse his body and send him back to the throne.

"Perfect, with this, no more psychos like Gilles or witch Medea. Well she's not bad, but still. WAIT, doesn't this me no Medusa either. Oh no we can have that, we can't lose snake waifu. Screw what anyone says she is easily the hottest servant in the fifth grail war. Let's fix that"

Using my magic I make a few adjustments to the greater grail. You know what let's make the next war a big one. Apocrypha style great holy grail war 'WAIFU EDITION'.

A battle Royale between 14 of the hottest female servants, supervised by Ruler, not just any ruler, but the ruler, Jeanne D'Arc. No, it needs more, ruler can enforce the rules, but she need an attack dog to punish rule breakers, she can do it herself but I need an excuse to bring her in so, Ruler Jeanne D'Arc and her attack dog Avenger Jeanne D'Arc alter. YES, this will be perfect. This grail war will be LEGENDARY.

Perfect, A few more adjustments to make sure there's enough mana and, perfect. In ten years time the great holy grail war waifu edition will begin. WAIT, shit I forgot about Archer Emiya, cant have a fifth grail war without him, what to do, maybe if I piss off Alaya enough she will send him. No that wont work, wait that's it, I remember reading a fanfic that had a female version, that works.

Satisfied with my work I head back to Germany with a smile on my face.