"Welp, welcome to my place!"
"It's surprisingly tidy in here."
"What, do you expect me to be a slob?"
"Well, you do give off those vibes..."
"Hey, I'm a mess, but not that big of a mess."
"Haha, you're funny! Oh... what's this?"
"OH, DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
"AH! Sorry!"
"Don't worry, but this stuff isn't exactly the cheapest."
"Uh... what... is it?"
"Oh, do you want some?"
"NO!"
"Ah, alright, your loss."