Chapter 2 : you swine

So now I have to get my old group together even though they probably hate me, great . Anyways now I'm meeting with Stacey Scarlet lady Minerva's niece wonder how she look's like and act's hopefully like her auntie . Right now I'm at a fancy looking house jeez it's 100 time's more astronomically immense then my dormitory wow maybe if I play my cards right and become her friend she'll reward me with mazuma or maybe a harem .hehehehe I bet I look homogeneous to a malignant child yare to purloin the cookies from the jar but who cares , awww now that I verbally expressed that I can't stop cogitating Jonny Jonny yes papa . ok enough let's just get this over with

I ambulate through the gates exhibiting my pass I got from lady Minerva and met a butler called Alfred how pristine right anyway afore grating me ingress he patted me down to check if I had any weapons but then he checked the areas below my waist and ceased at my gluteus maximus but I will put it in simple words for your feeble minds , my but, he ceased at my but ans just consistently visually examined it a first I just thought he was a pedophile but then he reached inside my pants and prehended something but endeavor and conjecture what he physically contacted

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He retrieved my ficticiously unauthentic butt padding I have installed into my pants to make my ass look more immensely colossal. OH MY DEITY HE CAUGHT ME , MY LIFE IS RUINED NOOOOOOOO. I can't believe this transpired why me . Great he's now visually examining my like I'm some promiscuous female or even worse a CHILD raised by a promiscuous female . well whilst I was sempiternally crying he munificently gave me back my butt padding and just ambulated away of course he still visually examined me comical .Geez this is so disconcerting .

After that whole incident he led up the fancy stairs with with wood bunny statues on it I wondered if I broke one and purloined it how much could I get from it great here's my broke ass side verbalizing , now I'm at a sizably voluminous door with comely patterns adorning it and the butler knocked and verbalized

" puerile mistress the girl your auntie verbalized about has arrived shall she enter?"

" Yes please and whilst your at it can you get me a lolly pop cola flavour." the voice from inside the room verbalized .

he then opened the door for me and told me to head inside and to withal mind my manners . As I entered the room I visually perceived a little girl who looked around the age between 13 to 15 on a king sized bed , she had luscious golden locks that was orderly abaft her auditory perceiver , lovely blue ocular perceivers that put even the clear blue ocean to ignominiously mortify , an astronomically immense puffy gown the colour pink that brushed the floor. when I tell you she was comely I mean she was resplendent.

" so your'e the unsightly mongrel peasant my auntie was verbalizing about , my do you have any sense of fashion what are you wearing and that unruly ebony hair of your wow the only you got going for you are those gargantuan things you got breasts ."

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I take it back . WHO DOES SHE CEREBRATE SHE'S CALLING A MONGREL AND I DO HAVE A FASHION SENSE EVEN BETTER THEN HER'S AND I AM NOT IMPECUNIOUS ...I am impecunious BUT MY BREASTS ARE WAY MORE IMMENSELY COLOSSAL THEN HERS AND MORE RESPLENDENT AND CAN PURLOIN HER IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND ANYTIME BITCH.

" And do you even have a boyfriend because I have 5 so how about you peasant"

THIS LITTLE GIRL BEAT ME TO IT AND HAS 5 BOYFRIENDS AND I HAVE NONE .

" For a matter of fact I do I have 7 boyfriends . hmph " I verbally expressed albeit I'm thoroughly lying .

" No desideratum to lie honey , I ken you don't have any I ken that you didn't even have one in your entire life so don't lie , veracity is the best policy they verbalize and afore you ask yes how I ken this I'm a girl if I can unearth information regarding a mans side chick whole life in 1 minute I'm sure I can unearth information regarding some girl in 3 weeks ."

THIS GIRL . I'm going to plenarily lose it anon , come on deep breaths Nami don't get overworked by this child who has no ass or cherry's . oh wait I'm wearing but pads but that's extraneous to the point

" Now now Stacey I cerebrate that's enough please mind your manners around people don't forget about good first impressions contiguous to she is our guest , I'm contrite you'll have to exculpate my sisters impudent comportment my designation is Ophelia Scarlet and it's an accolade to meet one of the famous eldritch terrors" verbalized a goddess . There's no way she could be cognate to this bastard , there to different one is a miracle from heaven and the other is the spawn of the devil himself.

"My name is Nami , Nami unjina It's a congeniality to meet you Miss Scarlet as you ken I will be accompanying your sister to find the rest of my team mates ." I verbalized as formal as I could

" Oh please drop the formalities , I don't relish thinking I'm superior to people we are all equal and call me by first name Ophelia . and yes I have auricularly discerned about your mission and I peregrinated here to request that I join you with your sanction Miss Unjina ."

" Well if we're on first name substructure feel in liberty to just call me Nami and I will jubilantly accept your request but I hope you ken this will be hazardous and I don't want you to get hurt Miss Scarlet."

"hey what about me? Your thoroughly fine about me getting hurt so why not her ? hmmmm?" Stacey verbally expressed but we just thoroughly ignored her

" Don't worry about me getting hurt I can bulwark myself but thank you for worrying about me , bow shall we commence to discuss our orchestrations?" she offered

" we shall" I replied .

She then took us to a meeting room in her house and sat down offering me to sit down. I then sat down and sunk into the chair and man it's soooo comfy we then decided to leave early in the morning and I told them to bring a plethora of mazuma since we don't ken how long we will be out for and only bring essentials , I told them that I would by them mundane habiliments which denotes they can't wear immensely colossal fancy dresses of course Ophelia concurred to this but Stacey on the other hand not so much .

" you expect me to wear filthy peasant attire 'and' become one? You must be out of your mind"

"please Stacey it's only for this mission recollect you wanted to come so you just have to deal with it , anyways it's already night time Nami would you relish to stay the night here ? " Ophelia offered but I benevolently turned her down saying that I must prepare and pack my paraphernalia so we all acceded on meeting at the statue of the fire goddess Amaterasu in the middle of our humble village .

Now that I got that over with I left the mansion and got packing my paraphernalia taking hours only to fall asleep on my canine that I own , yes I own a canine .