A New Life
[Congratulations, host, you have died! You've arrived at a new chapter in your life.]
The blonde man sat in his plush bed, took a quick look around the room, and sighed.
"I Died. Great." To put it another way: "Am I going to ignore the fact that some random omnipotent being killed a perfectly normal guy for fun and sent him to a fan service anime as some small mob villain along with a super broken system because he was bored?"
[Don't be like that host! You have to evolve. Stagnation breeds boredom, and boredom breeds beings like my creator.]
"Fuck you and your creator."
"I didn't sign up for this nonsense, and what about my family? Don't tell me that asshole of a ROB killed them for some extra kink!" the blond man exclaimed angrily.
[They are still very much alive; they were sad to hear about your death, especially your mother. I cast a small spell on your family to lessen the impact of your passing on them, and as a bonus, I multiplied their luck by ten, so they should have a wonderful and fruitful life even if they never find out what happened to you.]
{Ahh! Ray-chan, or should I start calling you Riser-chan from now on? Don't be a downer, and make the most of your newfound freedom. I did all this for you, Riser-chan, and now you're cursing at me. This depresses me.}
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{So, Riser-chan, you weren't picked randomly; I had a good reason for picking you to participate in this little experiment. It's all Karma's fault, my spoiled little brat. She's a b*tch most of the time. I'm confident that you're familiar with her. Karma is a powerful force that controls the very nature of life and death. At birth, everyone's karmic number is reset to zero by "Karma," and it varies throughout a person's life depending on various factors. Yours on the other hand was the only one which was consistently negative, regardless of what you did. That's why everything in your life has gone so wrong. It was hopeless; you could have done nothing to prevent it. Having you in the world was a surefire recipe for disaster.}
{My other daughters have their eye on you as they have never seen a man like you, and your staggeringly high negative karmic numbers are the worst I've ever seen. Bad boy~ Since "Karma" had already claimed you as her property and everyone else wanted a piece of you there was almost a full-blown war about to break out for you, I decided to be a good guy and send you to a place where you can have your fill of fun and develop your strength in preparation for teaching my daughters a lesson. I'm helping you because, in a lot of ways, you make me think of my younger self. Your new life will be challenging, though. Get used to it, Riser-chan. but first I'm going to get some popcorn and enjoy watching you. You'll do fine, Riser-chan.}
"What kind of horseshit is this? Ahh! Crap on you! To hell with you! I could care less. Nobody fucks with me and gets away with it; I am free." Riser looked enraged as he got out of bed and stared out the window at the purple sky. A cool, refreshing breeze blew past him, causing him to relax a little.
The realisation hit him hard, and he has no choice but to accept his newfound harshness. His name is Riser Phenex, and he is the third son of the Phenex clan. He is also a famous playboy in his generation and a rich young master. Now he finds himself in a titty and butty anime where the protagonist and his rival flare their power by poking at nipples and spanking at butts respectively, and in a world where common sense is routinely raped at the corner.
The kind of place where dragons fart fire, gods get all kinky on each other, and the devils, angels and the fallen try to work out a peace treaty for a threesome. Vampires are just glamorised bats, and youkai are a breed of furry shitheads. Humans are hopeless because they have no redeeming features other than being the object of universal romantic affection for the shoes of supernaturals (cockroaches). As for the dragon gods, one is domesticated as a house dog, and another is a self-deluded, third-rate yakuza, who think it's the most badass being to ever live.
"Okay, I guess I'll just have to make do with this. I'm Riser Phenex, a high-class devil of the Phenex clan with a great record for winning rating games in the underworld. As for my family, I have a bro-con sister, a son-con mother, an assholic older brother, a second brother I don't even know exists, and a pussy father who can't use his dick anymore. I also have a peerage full of women who are my sex slaves and bratty fiance who hates my existence. Oh, and a supercharged system tuned for me,"
Riser rubbed his chin as he nodded to himself, maybe he isn't in a bad situation as much as he thought he was, he could make things work out for him just fine.
"Oh by the way system, what are your functions?" Riser asked curiously,
[System consists of six separate functions for the host to use.]
[Quest function]
[Store function]
[Inventory function]
[Status function]
[Lottery function]
[Summoning function]
[Quest: hands out quests to the host based on when and where the host finds himself during the story, as well as quests based on the situation that the host finds himself in at the time. Quests that are completed will earn system credits. The number of system credits awarded is determined by the difficulty of the quest.]
[Store: In the store, the host can purchase a variety of items that will assist the host with system credits. For completing quests, defeating and/or killing dangerous beasts and/or people, handing in treasures for the system to absorb, and achieving new cultivation realms, the host will receive system credits. The shop sells skills, weapons and armour, clothing, healing items, and power items for support or instant temporary power-up.]
[Inventory: store all of your possessions in a separate location where time does not flow, ensuring that nothing inside the inventory decays.]
[Status: displays information about the host's current status. Name, gender, age, bloodline, level of strength, abilities, skills, equipment, and the current amount of system credits are all part of the status information. Status can also show the name and strength level of the person the host wants to see.]
[Lottery: It is given to the host for reaching new levels of strength and completing significant main storyline quests. Lottery tickets can be used in the lottery, which can award the host a variety of prizes. The prizes range from simple cutlery and pots to grand prizes such as skills, weapons, and treasures. Lottery tickets can only be used once per drawing.]
[Summoning: For system credits, the host can summon characters from other anime and games. These characters will always fight alongside the host and never betray you. Depending on the character, the summoned characters will test the host to see if it is worthy of their loyalty. If the host fails the test, the summoned character will vanish and be available for summoning by the host at a later time at no additional cost to repeat the test.]
"Freaking neat. This is what I call an overpowered system, well show me my stats then,"
Name: Riser Phenex
Gender: Male
Age: 21 years old
Bloodline: Phenex Bloodline (Impure)
Level of strength: High-Class Devil (A-)
Abilities: N/A
Skills: N/A
Equipment: N/A
System Credits: 0
[Host has received a newbie package would the host like to open this package?]
Riser looked at the notification suspiciously and with a hint of hope, a newbie package can be either extremely useful or outright trashy, but he is going to assume the system will pull some strings so he gets some good stuff, after all, the system should be loyal to him.
[Your newbie package contains the following items.]
[100,000 System Credits]
[Demonic power manipulation (Advanced)]
[Upgrade Ticket (one-time use only)]
[Yamato]
[Yahweh's Dildo (Legendary)]
[Edge lord's outfit (Epic)]
Instead of getting excited, Riser examined the rewards with interest, weighing their advantages and disadvantages. The currency used in the system store is system credits, so the more he has, the better. Demonic power manipulation at the advanced level would be a fantastic addition to his current skills. His current demonic power manipulation is only at the novice level, which is trash, so advanced-level demonic power manipulation would broaden his horizons in terms of power. As for Yamato, now this is quite interesting as far as he knows he shouldn't even be able to use it considering he doesn't have the blood of Sparda within him, so let's see.
As for the next thing...
Holy crap, just reading that description gave him chills. He thought it best to send it to the very back of his storage space and hope it would get lost. An actual dildo used by the Almighty?
Repulsive; yuck! There's no way a nice-looking 50-year-old man would ever stick a dildo up his a**hole.
Riser focused his attention on the last item to calm himself down.
It was a set of outfits that included a trench coat that was the blackest possible shade with red accents, black-fitting jeans, and black leather shoes. The trench coat was the centrepiece of the set. Riser thought the outfit was epic because of the protection and bonuses it provided and because it looked badass.
Riser nodded to himself in satisfaction, he has got good stuff and he is happy for now, as he was about to leave for the bathroom suddenly the doors of his room opened, and a feminine figure walked inside with a fiery voice.
"Where are you, Riser? Our parents and fiance have been waiting for you since the morning and you have been drinking all night yesterday, behave yourself, Riser." Ravel Phenex, Riser's sister, spoke. She is a young woman with the same colour hair as her brother, but she has lighter eyes and a more mature body than most girls her age because she is descended from the Phenex family.
She was glaring at him angrily while wearing a royal pink skirt, but she noticed something that startled her, and her face started to slowly flush with the pink of what she saw.
She saw her brother's dick fully erect and standing at its full might as he stared at her with bored eyes, an unusually vacant expression for him to adopt toward her. Is it just her imagination, or does her brother's dick seem slightly longer than before?
She knew her brother was big because she had witnessed him naked while he was playing with his women, but she was still taken aback by the size of his prick now.
"What are you looking at, Ravel?" he asked. "Don't tell me you want it; though I don't mind," he added.
Riser laughed as he looked at Ravel, whose face was turning brighter by the second, and she stormed out of the room, leaving Riser alone once more.
"What a cliche encounter, but what can I expect from a world where women have traded their brain cells for fat in their tits and butts, but again, it's not that I am complaining," Riser remarked as she decided to freshen up and meet his so-called fiance.
(END)