(ACT 04) Al

“Failing to recognize someone sometimes makes us think that they look like themselves.”

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

. . .

“Wow, congratulations, Captain Obvious, what gave it away? Was it the face? Oh please, tell me it was the face,” Alistair drawled, the words practically dripping with sarcasm.

“No,” the woman deadpanned, looking just as completely done with this conversation; “…it was when you so rudely accused me of kidnapping.”

Well, excuse him for being so judgmental… but seriously, could you blame him?! Alistair had every right to think of the worst, especially after what he had been through! And meanwhile, some weird woman was walking around, dragging Alastor as though she was holding a dead body and out of the blue, starts calling him a doppelganger and straights-up threatens him with bodily harm! That was just… just! What was that word again?!

...Oh yeah:

SUS!