Deadpool!

Deadpool, lazily lying on the bed, pondered his recent adventure in the multiverse of madness.

It all started when the TVA kidnapped him on his birthday to save the multiverse.

It turned out the multiverse had a stroke and started spawning evil superheroes here and there.

Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, was the chosen one to save it from the terrorizing variants of different superheroes. Apparently, the righteousness of good superheroes started to turn into extremely evil versions of themselves like that of Spider-Man.

Deadpool was standing there when Peter Parker was facing Uncle Ben's face while he was lying on the road, suffering from recent injuries inflicted by a robber who shot him to death.

At that time, Peter Parker came back running toward the accident site holding Uncle Ben in his lap. Uncle Ben was saying, "With great power comes great responsibility."

But you wouldn't believe what that Spidey Parker response.

While Uncle Ben's hand was on the abdomen to block the bleeding, Spider-Man said, "I see, I can feel the power."

After that, Peter man inhaled deeply and repeated Uncle Ben's words, whispering...

"With great power comes big Dick."

That was nothing but a miscommunication on Peter Parker's part; this miscommunication made Peter's Parker the evilest Spider-Man.

Shit, that was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, buddy. Believe me, that version of Peter Parker lived a big life; he dated Susan Storm, Black Widow, and even Scarlet Witch, while MJ left with Harry Osborn.

"Anyway, narrator, do you want chimichangas?"

"N-No, but can you stop intruding on my narration? You aren't in the comic, you know; people can't visualise clearly without explanation, and that version of Peter Parker was evil because he became a thief, stealing Osborn Corps equipment, Tony Stark's inventions, and making an army of mech for himself to dominate the world so he can have all the ladies for himself."

"Oh, you're a reader? Tell them to touch some grass instead of reading online novels, like, seriously. Focus on your textbooks instead of reading newbie works."

"I am sure the moment I met this shitty author, I talked to him nicely."

Saying that, Deadpool grabbed the TV remote and started changing the channel. He would have loved to scroll on his phone, but the current place he was in didn't have them.

So he focused on the TV, seeing Sydney Sweeney nudes

"What are you making me explain?"

"I am just enjoying my time, and mind you, you were explaining about the evilest superheroes in the multiverse. On the second note, have you ever tested with your nostrils? If not, I suggest not trying it. One day, I was casually strolling, then suddenly my bro Logan swept me in and tore apart my innards.

Then he put the chimichangas I was eating in my mouth and smeared it on my nose. That was nasty as Thanos' ass when he was dancing with my love, Lady Death. Come to think of it, it's been so long I haven't met her."

"I gotta go see her," Deadpool declared as he stood up from his sofa, his mind racing for any way to mess himself up.

Jumping from a high building? Already done.

Blasting a petroleum pump and getting shredded apart? Check.

Passing by Tony Stark while messing up with Jarvis? Been there.

Becoming Venom's food? Check.

Jumping into a supernova? Check.

Drinking acid? Check.

Giving a bone to a tiger in the zoo? Check.

Dying from cancer? Yep, done too.

Deadpool was running out of options. He had already tried most of the methods to die. There was one time when he was burned to ashes, but in the end, part of his finger remained, so he regenerated himself.

"Any way, you wouldn't explain the evil superheroes thing.

Seeing there was no response, Deadpool took it all upon himself to enlighten his readers.

So, guys, what the narrator said was true. I worked for TV and even became a he who remained sitting beside Loki on the Yaghdrassi. Loki, he's a fun person. He told me a tale when he became a snake and surprised Thor while stabbing him to death. He also tried to invade Earth, killing millions in Avengers Tower. He also impersonated Odin and sent his old man to old age home of Midgard.

But hey, that was all in the past. He is change person now

He doesn't smoke or drink, as he had to sit in a single place for centuries.

Because of that, his rear end became sore... On a side note, during that time, I was able to catch a glimpse of another multiverse where people called their world realms.

I even sensed a calling from there. Oh yeah, there was this glowing orb heading there. I grabbed it and ate it, which increased my ability to break through the fourth wall. Now, I can even communicate with narrators too.

Beep beep.

The sound of a horn echoes when Wade Wilson was busy talking to himself,

A truck suddenly emerged in the middle of the highway.

Deadpool, who was in the side lane, jumped in front of the truck to die and court his lady death...

Wait, what? I didn't think about dying with a truck.

This is purely an accident!

—Boom