How About A Magic Trick?

(Budweiser's P.O.V)

There was a giant hole that I made in the cave. All because that stupid angel got arrested by that FUCKING THIEEEEEF!

They... They need that sphere... They really do.

"May I come in, sir?" Asked my other servant. "Yes! Come in! I need your services again!"

And so she entered my weapon making room. She said "You know the drill" and I grabbed some money from the safe, and gave it to her. She grabbed it with her white skinned hands, gave an emotionless look at it with her glasses, and put the money in her wallet.

(Mark's P.O.V)

I transformed back to my normal form. But I couldn't help but feel that I didn't last long enough.

Interesting.

I went back to my apartment, and a couple of minutes later, my brother and McCauley did the same thing.

I heard from the other room something in the lines of "No criminal is going to be prepared for when I, Sci-Fi Man will strike, bitch!"

Super Marlow... And now Sci-Fi Man. What stupid names. Maybe they'll end up calling me some stupid nickname as well.

(Stinson's P.O.V)

I was watching Courage The Cowardly Dog on the TV. With my blanket over me, because I enjoy it more that way.

I heard a door knocking, and it was Kathie. "May I come in, sweetie?" she asked, and I said "Yeah, please! I've been watching Courage, have you seen it? It's about a dog who encounters some creepy stuff in the middle of Nowhere which is the name of the place he's in, and-" My babysitter just sat near me, with a plushie of a dog I own, and looked at me under the blanket.

"Are you sure you're enjoying this?" She asked me, and I had to explain this whole blanket thing. I stopped mid-sentence after she patted my head with her white skinned hand. I decided to ask her "How did you sleep?" And she told me "Oh, I've slept pretty well, thanks for asking, darling!"

Then I started to tell her "So, if you don't mind, can we go to the apartment where Mark and Marlow live?" And she asked me "Marlow? As in the local superhero? Or Philip Marlowe?" I asked "You know Philip Marlowe?!" and she said "Wow! Looks like my sweet little Stinson decided to branch out from my knowledge of the past!" And I said "Oh, I was ALWAYS interested in the past, Kathie"

Later we went to the building, and we rang the doorbell. She was flipping her white, long hair. Some minutes happened and no one answered. She was sleeping, laying on her back with her pink shirt, and the front of her was showing her... I never understood the obsession with body parts. Whether it's... Those, or muscles, I just don't see the appeal, that just being me.

Someone opened the door, and asked us "Are you waiting for someone?" and Kathie woke up, and she started to act... Spicy, as usual, towards adults. "Do you live here, handsome?" she asked while touching his chin with one finger. He was blushing.

I told him "We are waiting for Mark and Marlow, I need to see them so they can get even more help from-" and he told us "They're- They're not here! They went to do their own detective job" And later Kathie asked "Thanks for the help, cutie... If you want to have fun, here's my number" and she put her hand between her... You know what stuff, and gave him a piece of paper.

We went walking to my house and she asked me "So... Marlow is a detective?" And I told her "Yeah... But he's not exactly the smartest guy around according to Mark, and that he actually... Well, he's the smartest kid in school, and..." My explanation got way too long.

(Mark's P.O.V)

We arrived. We went to the interrogation room, and there he was, not showing his wings, tapping his foot, and trying to fix his redheaded fringe. Possibly homosexual.

We entered the interrogation room. He said "Huh... I expected a fine lady to show up here for some reason or another" later I sat down and asked him: "Where's Budweiser?" and he said "In multiple stores" I then asked "Do you think I am fucking stupid?" and my brother said "No! You're clearly smart!" and I shouted "SHUT UP!" Later I turned back to Harris. "No. You know exactly what I am talking about you winged fuck. I am talking about your boss"

Then he remained silent, then I grabbed a hammer, and his eyes got wide open.

"The fuck?! What are you doing with that hammer?!" He asked with his shocked voice. And then I realised something...

It was pointless. I needed something more powerful, and thankfully we knew the one indicated for the job.

But not before asking: "If you're so strong to fight against that black liquid, my brother, and his friend, how come you haven't punched a wall and escaped?" And he said "I got brainwashed and I gained superpowers! I swear!"

This is getting weird...

"Come on brother, we're going to visit McCauley. Check your pocket if you have your wallet" So he did, and said "Yup! I got it!"

While we were on our way, my brother gave money to a supposedly homeless man, but the way he was looking at him... I didn't understood why he was looking at him like that.

We knocked on the door, and someone that looked like McCauley, but with a ponytail, a female body, a blue sweater, and a glass of whisky opened up.

"Marlow! It's been a long time!" She said, and my brother replied with "Hello, Ms Hanna! How are you doing? What are you drinking?"

She then had her eyes wide open and said "Uh... Orange juice!" and I raised an eyebrow. She then looked at me and said "Who is this cute little cinnamon roll?"

"Cute" Of fucking course.

"Someone who needs the help of your son, move aside" I said while I entered the house, and later Hanna screamed at his son saying "Vincent! You got visitors!" "Ok mom! I'll be right there!"

Then he went to the upper level of the house and said "Hello, old friends! How can this amazing N help you out?"

No. I am not going to say the N word, I behave like an asshole, but even I have boundaries.

"Hello Vince! We... Uh..." My brother tried to say something, but I finished the sentence for him "We need a strong weapon so we can interrogate Harris Liebling. I was hoping you'd have something that could help us out"

He said: "Yeah! I do have a couple of them" we entered his underground room, and he had a ton of weapons and gadgets, and a suit. Probably the one he uses for combat. The knife had something interesting going on for it. And I need a shield.

"How about a knife and a shield?" I asked him. And he said "Of course! But... Children shouldn't use knives... But it can certainly help out Marlow here!" and my brother asked "Wait, what were you talking about?"

Jesus christ, if he's Caboose, I am Church.

"Yeah... A knife for him, and a shield for me" I said. And then he gave us our "Respective" tools, and later asked "Alright... Now, since I am a great hero for hire..."

Trying to support his mother financially... Noble. But selling weapons...

Hopefully, he's Budweiser. And I mean hopefully so my brother can start to build a wall.

Interrogation time... Round 2. Not before I could snatch something from my brother's pocket.

I asked "Who is Budweiser, Harris?" And he said "My memory... Is kind of fuzzy, if you ask me" Then I asked "Is Budweiser Vincent McCauley?"

My brother asked "What?" and Harris said "I never saw his face! And I don't know what his real name is, he just prefers to be called "Budweiser!"

I pulled out the knife and activated it. "Are you being honest?" and he screamed "YES! JESUS!"

I deactivated the knife. "I need my computer... Quickly" I murmured.

We returned to our apartment. I went to my room to use my computer, probably to play some flash games, watch some animation, or have a good wank... That way, we can keep interrogating him in a more efficient way later on.

(Stinson's P.O.V)

We went to Mark's apartment, she was fixing her straight bang with her right hand and carrying a dragon plushie on her left hand, and we knocked on the door. Marlow opened it. "Hello, Stinson!" he said. And I greeted him with "Hello Marlow!" and he then asked "Is that your mom?" and Kathie said "No... I am his babysitter... You look way better meeting you personally than reading the newspapers or hearing about you, cutie" Marlow blushed a bit "Heh... Thanks. What's your name?" I said: "Marlow, this is Kathie, she's my babysitter, she is actually-" and Kathie asks "Do you mind having more company, Marl?" and Marlow said "Sure! Sure! Come in"

We enter the apartment, and we sit down. I told him "So, Marlow... I don't know if Mark told you this, but... I have these superpowers that allow me to predict any danger and get you to safety, and I was wondering... I want to help you out in your cases, just so you and Mark can be safe? Also, I would love to start to befriend new people. In school many of them are... Awful these days, and-" Marlow then said "You are in luck! Because I want to make my own superhero team!"

I said "Neato!" and Kathie said "That's actually an interesting thing, darling!"

"I already got Vince... I am waiting for that black liquid to join the group, but he can't... So yeah, so far we are two right now. What do you say? Want to join?" and I said "Yes!"

Kathie got up, caressed Marlow's buttcheeks and said in a quite sultry tone "You know... I can actually help you a lot, sweetie..." Marlow then said "Sure thing! You can also be a part of this! ... Even if we just met, which I find somewhat weird, but you can join!" and then she had a quiet laugh, and said "If you need someone to have some steamy fun, or someone who can help you out, you know who to call" and winked.

Marlow then asked "Who do I call?" and she replied with "Who are you looking at right now?" and he said "You" and Kathie later said "Exactly"

Then we left and we waved goodbye at each other, Marlow to us, me to him, and Kathie blew a kiss at him.

We were walking, and then some biker came to us with a crowbar, glowing with energy. And he said "Your wallet. Give it to me" Kathie had a sly smile, and then she said "Want to try and take it from me, sweetheart?"

Then he got off the bike, and he was about to strike her with the crowbar, and I hugged her, and pulled her so the crowbar couldn't strike her.

Then she said "Thanks cutie, but I am going to take care of this from now on. Go to a safe place" Then I ran away, and I couldn't turn back, but I heard making some funny noises when she got struck by that weapon. But to be fair, everytime she gets injured she does it.

And everytime she wants her opponent to strike first.

Then by the time I looked again, she was still standing, with the biker down. She had burned and torn down clothes due to the strike. This time the impact was on her right shoulder.

I went running to ask "Are you ok?" and she said "Yes! Thanks for asking dear" and her clothes regenerated.

"There we go. Now, let's go home so you can catch up to that show with those kid agents!" She said, and we ran off.

(Mark's P.O.V)

We went walking to the police station, and we saw the officer. I said "We're here to see Harris Liebling" and later he said "Yeah... About that..."

I asked "About that, what?"

Then we went inside, and the big cage containing the bird... Had humans, but not a bird.