Chapter 68

"Eh?" Syl asked, confused.

"You, Syl, are going to become MY lover." Kushida replied.

"Nononono, wait, wait, wait, WHAT?!" Syl cried out incredulously.

Kushida grabbed Syl's arm and pressed her chest up against it. "Aren't you happy? You get to date the school's angel."

Syl's face portrayed horror. "I'm dead, Ike's going to kill me, I can't wash this off."

Kushida playfully laughed. "No need to act so bashful."

Then she pouted cutely and looked up with sad eyes. "You want me don't you?"

Syl's heart fluttered for a moment.

Then he caught himself. "Nope, no thanks. I actually practice abstinence. I'm a follower of the lord. I actually am asexual. I have a birth defect where I am incapable of loving a woman romantically. I also have AIDS and herpes."

"Actually 70% of humans have herpes, so it's not that big a deal." Horikita pointed out.

"WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON??" Syl said angrily.

Horikita smirked. "Not yours. It's refreshing to see you so helpless after everything you did to me."

Syl nearly started crying.

Kushida clung onto Syl even harder. "Mou~ Don't be so mean, darling~."

Syl nearly lost himself again, that was a deadly attack!

Syl slapped his cheek to clear his senses. "What are you playing at? You didn't really fall for my charms, right?" He asked Kushida.

She giggled. "Maybe I really did~ You're super cool after all~."

Syl bit the inside of his cheek to not fall for her bewitchment!

He was struggling! He's never even held hands with a girl! (Romantically at least)

Now one was all over him! And calling him darling!

He was struggling to resist temptation!

"I won't fall for your trickery! What hath thou planned, witch?!" Syl called out as he made a cross with his two pointer fingers and backed away from Kushida.

Kushida continued smiling angelically. "Wouldn't it be really helpful to date the 2nd most popular boy in school? I can make so many new friends! Plus it would be a huge status boost!"

"That vote was rigged! I deserve first!" Syl called out.

Kushida giggled. "Even better! My darling is number 1!"

Syl remained stone faced at this attack, however a line of blood dripped down from his right nostril.

He was still taking damage!

"Wait! That's not the point! Wouldn't that be worse for you? Isn't it better to stay single and bait all the horny guys like Ike and Yamauchi?"

"He's so dense…" Kushida muttered.

"Pardon?" Syl asked

Kushida looked up at him and sweetly tucked her hair behind one ear. "Maybe I just really wanted to date you, darling~!"

Syl one again remained stone faced, but this time his left nostril also started bleeding!

"So basically, I'm being blackmailed into dating you?"

Kushida pouted. "Mou~ you make me sound so mean! I'm just asking you to be my darling~ otherwise my fingers might slip in the class groupchat~!"

Syl thought for a second before nodding. "Fine. Let's do this, just one thing…" Syl looked over her shoulder and pointed in the distance. "What's that over there???"

"Huh? What?" Kushida asked as she, Horikita and Ryuuen all turned around to look where Syl pointed.

Syl smiled and pulled something out of his pocket. "Dumb bitch, fell for the oldest trick in the book!"

He hurled his 1,000,000,000 year old rock at Kushida!

It grew three times the size and hit her in the back of the head before Syl shrunk it back down with magic as it thumped down on the floor right before Kushida fell over right beside it.

Horikita and Ryuuen turned around when they heard the sound of Kushida hitting the floor.

"Did you just? Kukukukukukuku." Ryuuen laughed.

Horikita looked on in horror. "You psychopath! What did you do?"

Syl was looking the opposite direction at the sky. "Hmmm, is it just me or is the sun really big today?"

Then Syl turned around and 'saw' Kushida for the first time. "AH! Oh no! My angel! Who could have done such a horrible thing?! This is too cruel!!"

Ryuuen started laughing even harder.

Syl ran over to Kushida and pretended to help her as he picked up her phone and deleted the video. "Aaaand she's no longer my girlfriend. What a shame! Hahahahaha! My first girlfriend and we broke up within 5 minutes!"

Horikita was staring at Syl dumbfounded. "What's wrong with you? I'm going-"

"Ah, ah, ah! You wouldn't be breaking your promise, would you?" Syl asked as he picked up the rock and showed it to Horikita.

"Wha-" Horikita was cut off.

"1 Billion years old~!" Syl chimed in with a smile on his face.

Ryuuen recovered from his laughing fit. "What promise?"

Horikita took a deep breath and sighed. "I promised him that, he could hit Kushida with a rock. But only IF it was 1 billion years old. How was I supposed to know he would just find one?" SHe grumbled.

"Kukukukukukuku. Hahahahaha! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!" Ryuuen was stunned for a second before he keeling over laughing and holding his stomach.

Syl started giggling. "Hehehe. It was pretty funny. Did you see her just flop? HAhahaah! HAHAHAAHA! That's what she gets!"

Horikita looked at the two maniacs surrounding her laughing at a girl getting knocked out with a rock and sighed. "What am I doing here? These people are insane."

"HAHAAHAHA!" Ryuuen and Syl continued laughing together, using each other as support to not fall over.

Horikita facepalmed.

"Did you see that? AHhhh! HAhahahaah!" Syl continued laughing with Ryuuen for a few more minutes before they eventually calmed back down.

"Whew. What a riot! Well, I'll be going now. You two have a wonderful time together. Ah, also, congrats on the new dog Horikita!" Syl chuckled to himself as he walked away.

Horikita sighed. "Sudo isn't a dog…"

Ryuuen smiled. "Well then. Now that both of them are gone. Shall we get started?"

Horikita and Ryuuen went on to have a chat, only to be interrupted by 'X' at the perfect time causing Ryuuen to withdraw.

Syl laughed when he got home.

"Fuck! Who knew that would be so much fun?!"

He relaxed and got into his pink bunny suit.

[Host had received 5 spins for completing hidden achievement 'hitting a bitch with a rock'.]

[Ding! Host has received. (Cool black gloves) x1, (Nail polish) [All colours, unlimited] x1, (Comfortable underwear- pink bunny pattern) [Unlimited stock] x1, (Comfortable socks- pink bunny edition) [Unlimited stock] x1, (Earring- Silver bunny) x1]

Syl had a huge grin on his face. "AWESOME!!! HAHAHA!! TODAY IS AMAZING! NOTHING COULD EVER RUIN IT!!"

Syl started painting his fingernails pink with extreme precision, nail polish was a part of make up so he was naturally a pro.

He also changed out of his underwear and socks into the new one and put the earring on his left ear.

He now had an upside down cross on one ear and a bunny leaping through the air on the other.

As Syl had just finished his little 'makeover' and got back into his pink bunny suit he received a text.

[I saved the video to the cloud. See you tomorrow, Darling!] - Kushida

Syl froze up when reading.

"FUUUUCKKKKK!!! I SPOKE TOO SOON!!!!!!"