Golf and Stuff

Brooks drove and Lily spoke up saying "I love Golf and Stuff!" Brooks looked in the rearview and said "A delinquent like you? Not surprising." Lily sniffed and said "What's that supposed to mean?" Miguel turned back and said "He's saying that a lot of bad kids hang out around there. Don't worry, I'll protect you."

Lily snorted softly and said "Who needs your protection?" Brooks chuckled and exhaled a mouthful of smoke out the window. Lily spoke up again saying "So... Who's the 'Larusso Princess'?" Brooks looked in the rearview mirror with an amused expression before keeping quiet with a smirk.

Miguel had a sullen expression as he turned around and explained, what sound to Brooks like his entire life. Lily listened with great enthusiasm and when Miguel finished she said "What a bitch!" Miguel nodded and Brooks chuckled as he looked out the window. Lily added "She just sounds annoying. I think you're better off, Miguel."

Brooks tilted his head and looked at Lily through the rearview mirror, seemingly thinking about something. Miguel smiled and said "Thanks Lily." Lily smiled sweetly and Brooks exhaled as he chuckled, muttering "Sit on his lap, why don't you?"

Lily turned her head to Brooks and 'smiled' as she said "Hey, Loverboy. Watch the road before I wring your neck." Brooks sneered and said "Can your little paws even reach my neck? Let alone wrap around it. If you want to wrap your hands around something.."

Miguel coughed and turned up the volume, Lily smirked and said "Wanna risk losing it? I don't think that girl of yours will be too happy." Brooks chuckled and looked back before focusing on the road again as he said "Even if you begged me I wouldn't touch you. I have walls at my house, why would I want a wall that talks?"

Lily gasped and covered her chest as she said "You're such an asshole! I'm not flat!" Brooks chuckled and looked out the window saying "Sure, and I'm god of the universe." Lily turned to Miguel and pouted "Miguel, am I flat?" as she squeezed her chest together. Miguel almost bled from his nose and shook his head frantically as he said "Not at all! You're beautiful!"

Lily froze and looked at Miguel, Brooks smirked and turned the volume to the max as he sped away.

A few minutes later

Brooks parked outside Golf and Stuff and got out of the car, Lily climbed to his side and he shut the door in her face while laughing. She bumped into the closed door and rubbed her nose with a hateful expression before climbing out of Miguel's side.

Brooks chuckled and stuffed his hands and his jean jacket pockets after pulling up his hood. Lily crossed her arms and said "Oh look the big bad tough guy! I'm SO scared!" Brooks chuckled and glared at her said "The big bad wolf might eat you up if you keep talking like that. Maybe you didn't get enough in the Dojo."

He clicked his tongue and said "I should've followed through on the last punch. A black eye would've made you much more likable." Lily snorted and turned her head to Miguel saying "Let's go, Miguel. Loverboy is being mean to me." Miguel scratched his neck and chuckled awkwardly, Brooks saved him and said "Alright, fake princess. Leave the kid alone, he's a good kid. Unlike you and me."

Lily sniffed and kept silent as they walked into the arcade. Brooks surveyed the arcade before his eyes lit up and he said "Migs! 10 o'clock, group of babes. The brunette is not bad, she might be a little self conscious though." Miguel looked over and Lily scoffed "More like has a complex. Look at her tub 'o lard friend, she's obviously making herself look better."

Miguel was confused and said "Strike or not?" Brooks and Lily spoke at the same time "Yes/No" they looked at each other and Brooks said "It's open season on that chick!" Lily retorted "She's looking for attention, she's a complete tease!" they butted heads strongly and Miguel said "Let's just move on."

Brooks snorted and turned away saying "You're lucky." Lily stood on the other side of Miguel and spat "Sure, I'M the lucky one." Miguel shook his head and they moved along. Lily nudged Miguel and said "Want to go play some games?" Miguel smiled and said "Okay." before looking at Brooks, who sighed and nodded with a smile. Lily clicked her tongue and led Miguel to a bunch of arcade games.

Brooks was following along and pointing out different chicks but Lily denied them all and dragged Miguel away to more games. Brooks felt frustrated and said "I'll be back." Lily smirked and said "Good riddance!" Brooks gave her the finger and walked away while putting sunglasses on.

Miguel sighed and said "Why are you two always fighting?" Lily tilted her head and said seriously "I don't know, that guy just gets on my nerves for some reason." Miguel patted her head and said "Play nice please, he's my best friend." Lily blushed a bit and nodded gently with a small smile.

Miguel didn't notice and they went to play mini golf together.

Brooks got to the bar that was for the adults and sat at the bar. The bartender walked over and said "I need to see your ID." Brooks looked at him and said "Tell your boss, the Reaper is here but it's not for business." The bartender frowned and Brooks said coldly "Move it, queer." the bartender left and came back, sweating, after a while.

He had a big smile on his face and said "I'm so sorry, Mr. Reaper sir. What would you like?" Brooks grunted "Vodka, no ice." The bartender nodded and hurriedly left. Not even a minute later, he came back with a Vodka, no ice, and said "Here you go, the boss said it's on the house." Brooks shoo'd him away like a fly and the bartender wasn't even displeased and smiled before moving away.

Brooks drank his Vodka as he watched the Tv, above the bar. A woman walked over and said "You must be a pretty special person to sit here." Brooks looked over and lowered his sunglasses as he said "Yeah? Who are you to speak to me?" The woman pouted and said "Don't be like that, Mr. Reaper. The boss sent me here to accompany you."

She waved at the bartender and stuck out two fingers, the bartender nodded and brought over two more drinks. Brooks drained his glass and said "So what are you? His toy?" The woman pursed her lips and sipped her drink from a straw as she said "Or you could say he's mine." Brooks raised a brow and looked the woman up and down before saying "You're nothing special. Why are you so important?"

The woman pouted and said "My charms don't affect you? I'm such a pitiful woman~" Brooks said coldly "Blessed in death, Disgraced in life." the woman froze and her act was up as she said coldly "How do you know that." Brooks chuckled and said "Where's the pitiful woman now?" The woman said "56743" Brooks smirked and said "00913" The woman's eyes widened as she said "It's you?! Impossible!"

Brooks shook his glass and said "Nothing is impossible." the woman said "The boss has missed you." Brooks rolled his eyes and said "A lackey like me? Yeah, right." The woman made a funny face and said "The best snip-" Brooks covered her mouth and said coldly "I suggest you shut your mouth. I left that life behind me." the woman said "It's been less than a year since you left, so strange. You were a good brawler but an amazing sniper at such a young age."

The woman leaned her head on her palm and said "Really makes you wonder, why exactly did you leave?" Brooks said coldly "I didn't want that anymore." The woman said "You were making so much and you wanted to leave?" Brooks snorted and said "Making so much... I gave it all back when I left. I took a few collector jobs for the money and walked away without anymore ties."

The woman smirked and said "You wasted everything you built, what happens when you come back?" Brooks drained his glass and walked away saying "I won't go back, I'm done." the woman said to his back "You'll be back. They always come back." before laughing by herself.

Brooks frowned and stuffed his hands in his pockets, texting Miguel on his phone inside his pocket as he walked to the car and drove to the street and parked on the opposite end, turning off all the lights.

After a while

Miguel and Lily showed up at the car and Brooks said "Get in, we're leaving." Miguel was confused but Lily frowned and got in the car. Miguel followed her in and Brooks drove off, looking in the rearview and side mirrors before speeding off through an alley and several back streets before getting on the main road.

Lily frowned and looked in the rear window before sitting back with her arms crossed. Miguel said "Why did you go on so many back streets?" Brooks smirked and said "I was taking the scenic route, what's wrong with that?" Miguel chuckled and shook his head, Lily was not laughing however and stayed silent.

Brooks said "Alright, fake princess. What's your address? I'll drive you home." Lily gave him her address and Brooks lit a cigarette before driving her home.

Soon enough

Brooks stopped in front of a mansion and Brooks whistled saying "Hey! The fake princess, might just be a real princess after all!" Lily smirked and said "Jealous?" Brooks clicked his tongue and said "Nope, how do you find the bathroom if you have to piss in the middle of the night? I don't want to go on an adventure every time I need to drain the snake."

Miguel laughed and got out of the car, helping Lily getting out with a smile. Lily smiled and blushed a bit. Brooks gave a look at Miguel before giving him a big thumbs up, Lily saw it in the side mirror and blushed even harder. Brooks suddenly said "Hey, fake princess. What's your mom's name?"

Lily was confused and said "Huh? Why?" Miguel said "We're comparing mom names, mine is Carmen." Brooks clicked his tongue and said "Mine's named Whore. You're the only one left." Lily chuckled and said "Whore?" Brooks shrugged and said "Unfortunate for her, but it fits. Now spit it out, Rebel. I want to go home."

Lily rolled her eyes and said "Ali, with an 'i'. Good enough?" Miguel gave her a thumbs up and said "You win!" Lily giggled and shook her head, Brooks waved Miguel away quickly as Lily's head was turned, Miguel realized and winked at him before saying "Uh, I can walk you up if you want."

Lily was stunned and smiled softly as she said "I'd like that." Miguel smiled and closed the car door as he walked with Lily up to the house, making her laugh along the way.

Brooks watched through the window and said "Come on, kid. You can do it!" Lily was standing by the door and Brooks saw she said something, Miguel laughed and said something back. Brooks was getting annoyed and muttered "How hard is it to kiss someone?" finally Miguel leaned forward and kissed Lily, who wrapped her arms around his neck.

Brooks cheered from the car and watched as Miguel got Lily's phone number before walking back as she walked in the house. She looked back and flipped Brooks off before mouthing 'I hate you', Brooks gave her the finger and said "Go die, bitch." Lily sneered and closed the door.

Miguel got in the car and rubbed his hands. Brooks looked at him with a wide open smile and Miguel shouted "WHO'S THE MAAAAAN!" Brooks laughed and started up the car shouting "YOU DA MAAAAN!" Miguel laughed and cranked up the volume on the cassette player before singing happily, forgetting why they went to Golf and Stuff in the first place.

Brooks chuckled and drove away from Encino Hills, returning to the apartments.

Brooks and Miguel walked with their arms around each others shoulder and sang the song that was playing in the car. Brooks brought Miguel to his house and walked in, they saw Johnny, who looked up from the couch and said "Oh fuck, what did I miss?"

Brooks closed the door and Miguel said "I'M THE MAAAAN!" Johnny was surprised and said "Again!?" Miguel shouted "Yeah!" Johnny said "Dude, nice! What did she look like?" Brooks chuckled and said "Miguel tell him." Miguel smirked and said "It's actually Lily."

Johnny had his mouth open and gave him a high-five saying "Dude! Good job! Keeping it in the Dojo, I like that. Fuck that Larusso chick."

Brooks laughed and cheered "Yeah! Fuck her, man!" Miguel laughed and said "Fuck Sam! Woooo!" Johnny looked at Brooks and said "Is he okay?" Brooks coughed and said "He might be a little drunk..." Miguel, who seemed to be getting drunk every night nowadays, sat in a chair and said "Pfft. I'm not drunk, you're drunk."

Brooks felt his mouth twitch and he corrected "A lot drunk." Johnny shrugged and said "Let's celebrate. By the way did you find out?" Brooks nodded and said "Her mom is Ali, with an 'i'" Johnny clicked his tongue and said "I knew it man, she looks just like her." as he took out beers from the fridge and threw one at Brooks and Miguel, who both caught them and started drinking.