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Classless Ascension

[ Climb the Dimensional Tower and have any wish fulfilled by the gods themselves! ] Enters Josh Malum. He was feared on Earth, but in this new world, he is but a Fallen. One that is forced to Climb. If it wasn't bad enough already he is also Classless, something that is unheard of in the Tower. Yet none of it phases him. "You think I should be despairing? Why? Is it because I'm classless? They offered me so many classes, I simply refused them all." Sacrificing the many worlds is a small price to regain what he once lost. To all the deities that stand in his way: F … ⎧ᴿᴵᴾ⎫ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Alternate Title: "Rip & Tear & Ducks"---- It's so big! That's what she said when she saw the massive ...chapter. This story is serious! No comedy tag! Seriously! According to readers = some comedy *shrug* ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----Attention may contain---- -Huge D. Tower -Badass MC (Climbs the D) -Bullied Systems (In charge of the D) -Modern World (Where the D appears) -Multiverse (What the D is connected to) -Magic (Have you ever summoned a meteor?) -Game Elements (Stats, Skills, Levels, Equipment) -Guild Banter (They All Crazy!) -Bloodlines (Transformation and special abilities) -Bloodshed (Duh!) -VR (Like normal games, but better) -Killer Robots (Everything is better with killer robots!) -Pets (Is that Pokem@n ?!) -R18 tag: missclick...or not? (Who knows) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ----More chaps when this becomes popular ---- Release rate: 1 Chapter/day 1-2 Chapters/day top 100 2 Chapters/day top 50 Official Discord: https://discord.gg/dV5DVyhj57

ClasslessAscension · Urbano
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408 Chs

Intro Course, Lots of Fun!

****(POV Trainees) 

Inside the Alter Tower, the 'fun' kept going as the trainees faced more of the incredibly perverse challenges. 

[Welcome to Floor 420! Mission: Survive the office for a month!] 

"Office work? Are you kidding me?! This is going to be a piece of cake!" 

"Why are there monkeys everywhere….Also, what's with these asshole bosses?" 

"The goal is to type. I can do that easily. Is this an evolving mission? Perhaps there will be monsters spawning soon?" 

"How long have I been typing? An hour maybe? Why do my fingers and my wrist hurt? Wait…am I bleeding?! I really need to take a break!" After stopping for a second, that Climber heard a monkey scream: 'You're fired!', then he had failed. 

"Tik. Tok. Tik. Tok. Goddammit! Screw that clock!" The Climber couldn't support the intrusive noise and flipped his whole desk upside down, the typewriting machine utterly getting destroyed in the process. Then, he got fired.