'Man! I never thought that I would die while fulfilling my childhood wish! It's like pulling out a candy while it's already in my mouth.' A voice echoed through the void; it was laced with sorrow and regret that it had died.
'Oh! Hi there! Didn't see ya! Let me introduce myself, well, my past self. I am Alex, a non-virgin high school student who got a full scholarship to a foreign university. I know, I am awesome, getting into an Ivy university while banging chicks, who can do that!'
'You see I always wanted to fly in a plane since I was a kid. But as if the world cannot stomach me being happy, the plane crashed as soon as it took off, killing me and every other person on the plane.'
'Well, according to all the web novels I have read so far, some kind of god should appear before me, so... God! Are you there?!' Alex shouted, his voice reverberating through the void as he eagerly anticipated the arrival of a god to give him a divine mission.
BUT,
'Why the fuck is there no one coming? Maybe this is not the 'god' one but a system one?' he questioned himself.
SNIFF
He took a deep breath and muttered, "Here I go!"
"STATUS OPEN!"
Alex stared at the void in front of him, hoping to see a blue panel screen and a mechanical voice resounding in his mind.
A few minutes had gone by, and still, there was no sign of either a god appearing or a system screen.
"WHAT! I don't get a system or a divine mission! I thought I could finally be the protagonist of a world, but it looks like I will be the side character after all!'
SIGH
Alex sighed in defeat at the thought that he would get reincarnated with any OP skills or system boost.
But he then shook his head and muttered, "No matter what! I will strive to be the greatest! I will become the strongest! And along the way, I will bang as many chicks as possible! Hehehe."
Alex smiled perversely as he imagined a room full of naked women while calling out his name; he could feel their ecstasy while moaning and writhing in pleasure beneath him.
As Alex was on cloud nine imagining all the perverse things that exist out there. He felt suddenly felt a pull toward the center of the void.
"Hmmm, what's happening?" Alex questioned; he could feel that he was moving to a certain part of the void and was accelerating as time went on.
"What's happening?!" he questioned again; he could feel the pull getting stronger, 100 times stronger than the initial one.
"What the fuck is that!? What in the seven fucks is that!?" Alex exclaimed while his heartbeat quickened in fear. His eyes trembled at the sight in front of him while his limbs shivered in dread.
In front of Alex was a being; to call it gigantic was an understatement, as Alex thought it was bigger than Earth. The being was pitch black and had dots shining like stars adorning its body. Huge tattoos of blood-red color swirled around its entire body, giving it an ethereal yet dreadful look.
Its two gigantic blood-red eyes stared down at Alex while a blood crescent moon was etched on its forehead.
GULP
Alex gulped at the massive thing that was staring down at him; he felt like an insignificant ant being stared at by a god.
His body trembled in fright when it slowly opened its maw. It had razor-sharp teeth, with blood dripping from every one of them.
Alex widened his eyes when he felt the pull getting stronger by the second. Without him realizing what had happened, he was already in front of the being's mouth.
"No, no, no, NO!" Alex shouted as he entered the being's mouth. His face trembled in dread while tears and snot covered it.
"No! It can't end like this-"
Before Alex could finish his sentence, the being closed its mouth and stared at the void in dead silence.
..............
"My lord, your son!" A maid handed a baby to a man who looked haggard, as if he had lost something important to him.
His black hair was dishevelled while his ice-blue eyes darted around his son's body. His handsome face was ruined as two streaks of tears flowed down his face.
SNIFF
"My son, I am sorry! I couldn't save your mother!" the man said, his voice quivering in sorrow while his hands trembled a little. He loved his wife, and her death was a great shock to him.
The maid too bit her lip in frustration that the world had lost a kind and benevolent lady.
"Don't worry, husband! I am sure that sister is in heaven; she left her son with us as a symbol of your love. I will make sure that he grows up the way she would have wanted." A woman's voice echoed through the room while she placed her hand on the man's shoulders.
The man turned around to see his first wife gazing at him; he knew she too was having a hard time, as he could see her eyes quivering, once in a while.
SNIFF
"That's right! She is definitely in heaven! And we will make sure to raise him so that she will be proud!" the man said while taking a deep breath. His trembling eyes turned resolute as he looked at his son.
"Let's name him Alaric, Alaric Voltair." The man announced, making the woman and the maid smile as they understood its meaning, the all-powerful ruler!
..............
'Ugh! Where am I?' Alex questioned as his eyes fluttered open.
His eyes darted around his surroundings to make sense of things. 'What is this place?' he questioned as he looked at the room that looked like it was a room in a mansion.
Ornate paintings decorated the walls while vases with delicate flowers added a fresh scent to the room. His eyes darted around, only for him to realize that he was in what seemed to be a crib.
'W-wait! Did I get reincarnated?' He asked himself in excitement. His little tummy moved up and down as he took fast breaths at the thought of rebirth.
'I thought I truly died when that being swallowed me up like a fly.' His entire body shivered in fright as he remembered the scene of him getting swallowed.
WAAH
'Wait! Why am I crying? Stop! Stop crying!' Alex screamed in shame and embarrassment, but no matter how he tried, he couldn't stop himself.
WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH
His crying got louder and louder, waking up the woman who was sleeping in the chair beside the door.
The woman was none other than the maid who handed Alaric to his father. She walked over to him to see why he was crying all of a sudden.
"What happened, young master?" she mumbled while rubbing her eyes.
Alaric (Alex) widened his eyes as he looked at a pretty woman wearing a maid uniform coming toward him. Her brown hair was tied into a professional bun, while her black eyes looked at him in amusement.
"Oh my! Looks like the young master has taken his first su su! Hehehe," she smiled in amusement while lifting Alaric carefully.
Alaric didn't understand what she had said, but he understood something from her actions. He defiled himself!
His eyes widened in shock while his tiny baby lips quivered in embarrassment as he watched the maid remove his diaper.
'No! Don't do it! I am a grown-ass man! Don't do it! Please, I beg you! NOOO!' Alaric screamed inwardly as the maid took off his wet diaper. He felt his soul tremble in shame, but what the maid heard was just a baby crying.
"Don't worry, young master. This will be over soon!" the maid reassured him with a playful smack on his butt.
'Dammit woman! I swear that I will spank your butt when I grow up! Dammit why is rebirth so embarrassing!'