Chapter 9- Drunkard's:

My Vision Was Blurry, My Stomach Churning, And My Legs Wobbly. With Each Step, The World Seemed To Spin And Wobble Around Me, Making It Difficult To Walk In A Straight Line. 

My Brain Felt Foggy And Dull, And I Had To Focus All My Efforts Just To Keep From Stumbling And Falling On My Face. I Was Only Halfway Home And Charlie Had The Same Issue However Luci Seemed Totally Fine Only Burping In Five Second Intervals. "Ugh... Bro That Vodka Was Crazy" Charlie Spoke In A Drunken Tone His Speech Barely Audible.

"Tell Me About... My Brain Feels Like It's Being Destroyed By A Jackhammer" I Rubbed My Head Trying To Keep My Balance As I Walked On The Path Home. "Hey, How Come She Isn't Drunk?" Charlie Wiping Off The Vodka That Was Dripping From His Mouth. "Inter-Dimensional God Remember Dude?" I Reminded Charlie As I Rolled My Eyes However Even Walking Is a Problem Now.

"Look At You Matthew You Look So Silly Walking Like A Penguin Tee-hee~" Luci Teased Me As I Frowned With Annoyance. "Grrr I Hate This I Knew We Shouldn't Have Chugged That Vodka I Don't Even Know Why I Thought It Was Such A Great Plan" I Sighed Rubbing My Eyes Again Attempting To Somewhat Regain My Composure And Vision.

"Well It Was A Challenge And None Of Us Won So Yeah I Guess It Was A Stupid Plan" Charlie Stumbled Around As He Spoke His Speech More Slurred Than Ever Before. "I Mean We're Nearly At My Place" I Sighed My Vision Growing More Ruined Than Before, Only Just Making My House Visible A Little Now.

We Arrived At The Home Eventually Charlie Instantly Face Planting The Floor Which Was At least Carpeted So At Least He Wouldn't Hurt His Face As Per Usual. "Ugh... I Need A Rest" I Yawned Before Plummeting Onto The Couch However It Felt Different More Softer And Squishier Than Before.

"Heya Matthew~" Luci Cooed As I Soon Realized That I Was Laying On Luci's Voluptuous Thighs, However It Didn't Feel Bad So I Bothered Not To Move I Did Feel A Sudden Heat Rise On My Face Which Made Me Feel Alot More Warmer And Calm. Honestly, Her Thighs Were Like The Holy Grail Of Thighs At This Point.

"Y'know I'm Glad You Came Back" I Smiled Back At Luci, The Latter Smiled Back but most Of Her Face Was Obscured By The sheer size Of Her Breasts. "It's A Pleasure To Serve You Master Matthew Tee-hee" She Giggled Before Slowly Stroking My Hair, I Finally Felt Like My Favourite Isekai Protagonist Now. This Was The Life.

"Ah I Could Sleep Here All Day And Night" I Yawned Before Slowly Shutting My Eyes However Before I Could Fully Shut Them The Front Door Slammed Open. "Ugh... Who Is It?" I Grumbled Before Getting Up From Luci's Lap With A Tired Expression.

"Where Were You Mati-kun!" The Minute I Heard The Voice I Instantly Knew It Was Kana However She Seemed Mad. Kurumi Was Standing Behind Her Too With A Somewhat Pissed Off Expression.

"Huh, What Happened To Charlie?" Kurumi Leaned Down Noticing That Alcohol Was Dripping Out Of Charlie's Mouth As He Layed Face Flat On The Carpet Snoring Away Peacefully.

"You Went Out Drinking Matthew!" Kana Yelled As Her Eyes Grew Red With Anger And Rage. "Alright Let Me Explain" I Gulped Before Leaning Against Luci With Pure Fear. "And You Luci Were Meant To Lookout For Them!" Kana Argued With Obvious Rage Speaking In A Pissed Off Tone However She Sounded More Like A Pissed Mouse.

"I Apologize For My Insolence It Was Merely For Fun" I Chuckled Nervously However It Didn't Seem To Make Her Anymore Less Upset. "Hmph!" Kana Grumbled Before Heading Upstairs In Her Same Current Pissed Off Expression. "Ah I Might've Fucked Up There" I Sighed Rubbing My Head In Annoyance.

"Honestly Matthew Some Advice Here, You Should Go Speak To Her" Kurumi Suggested In A Serious Tone More Serious Than She Had been In For A Long Time. "I Guess I'll Go Talk To Her" I Sighed Getting Up From Luci's Lap. "Ugh... Is It Morning Already Guys?" Charlie Slowly Lifted His Head Up From The Carpet with a Tired Expression.

"Uh No Buddy It's Far From It" I Chuckled Before Going Upstairs To Confront Kana About My Little Mischievous Adventure That I Had While I Was Meant To Be In School. I Knew This Wouldn't Be Easy But Eh I've Faced Worse...