Chapter 11- The Mall:

We Decided To Go Out To The Mall For Today, Instead Of The Usual Rotting In The Living Room And Doing Nothing. I Decided To Also Bring Around Charlie Unsurprisingly, Hopefully, We'd Attempt To Refrain From Any Mischief.

"You're Loaded Right, Matthew?" Charlie Asked With A Slight Mischievous Glint In His Eye, I Shook My Head In Obvious Disappointment. "No We Are Not Spending Money On Nicotine" I Announced As Charlie Looked At Me With A Saddened Expression Painted On His Face. 

"Especially Since The Women Are Here Dude" I Whispered To Him As The Girls Walked In Front Of Us There Hips Moving Sensually. "So Who Do You Think Has The Biggest Ass Out Of The Three?" Charlie Questioned In A Lowered Tone. I Blushed Deeply At The Sudden Question, "Ahem If I Had To Be Honest Definitely Luci" I Responded Trying To Put On A Serious Expression.

"Technically Ain't He Both A Woman And A Guy? But I Gotta Agree Nonetheless" Charlie Shrugged With An Understanding Expression. "The Mall's More Lively Than Usual Too, Huh" Charlie Sighed With A Curious Gaze. "Must Be Some Event Or Something" I Shrugged As I Was Suddenly Pulled Into A Clothes Shop.

"Huh?! Girls?" I Looked In Confusion As The Monster Girls All Surrounded Me With Desperate Expressions. "Matthew! Could You Please Tell Us Which Lingeries Fit Us The Best?" They All Asked In Unison Like A Choir Or Something.

Mentally I Was Excited For This However Physically My Entire Body Was Redder Than A Tomato. "HELL YEAH!" I Yelled Loudly As All The Other Customers Stared At Me With Puzzled Expressions, "Umm Sure" I Said In A Lower Tone With An Embarrassed Expression.

The Girls Then Smiled Happily As They Went Into Separate Changing Rooms As I Heard The Unbuttoning And Rustling Of Clothes My Anticipation Became Only Higher, This Is What Every Harem Protagonist Was Excited About And I Sure Was About To Savor Every Bit Of It.

Then I Heard The Sliding Of The Curtains As I Was Brought With A Heavenly, Beautiful And Angelic Sight. All Three Girls Wore Hot Lingeries That We're Immeasurably Beautiful At This Point, However, Which Would Be The Best?

Luci On One Hand, Wore A Pink Lingerie Similar To Her Normal One However This One Was More Of A Thong That Hugged Her Legs Perfectly Accenting Her Thighs. Her Bra Was Covered In Beautiful Rose Patterns And Her Large Breasts Ended Up Rounding Off The Entire Lingerie Perfectly.

However, On The Other Hand, Kurumi Wore A Purple Lingerie It Was Similar Like A G-string. It Perfectly Suited Her Curvy And Small Body As The Small Bra Greatly Showed Off Her Flat Chest, As Flat Was Justice Of Course.

Lastly Was Kana, She Wore A Cute Pink Camisole Along With Adorable Pink Panties To Match. Honestly, Her Sheer Cuteness Carried The Entire Outfit And To Be Fair It Didn't Matter Kana Could Make Anything Cute If She Wore It.

Now All Three Looked At Me In Anticipation, "Hmm I Think The Best-" Before I Could Finish My Sentence I Was Briefly Interrupted By Another Individual As I Could Feel their presence Behind Me. "Erm Actually You Cannot To Do This Here, It's Too Disgustingly Pervy" The Dark Skinned Chubby Guy With Glasses Spoke As His Dreads Were All Messed Up Looking Like Burnt Noddles More Than Anything.

I Could Smell His Greasy Breath A Mile Away Too, My Best Guess Is He Was A Fan Of That Gross Isekai Called Jobless Something Or Whatever. "Alright Buddy Let Me Remind You I've Waited For This Moment For Days So Imma Calmly Remove You From This Situation If It Makes You Upset" I Sighed Rolling My Eyes.

"I'll Have You Know I Am Zdefadus, A Popular Streamer Actually" He Sniffled Grossly As Snot Dripped From His Left Nostril. "I Couldn't Give A Fuck" I Retorted Before Quickly Striking In The Chest Sending Him Flying Into A Wall As It Left A Big Circular Hole Through It. As I Dusted Off My Palms, I Turned Back To The Girls With Excitement.

"Hmm, I'm Gonna Say... All Of You Look Amazing!" I Nodded With A Firm Smile As They All Looked At Me In Confusion But The Mere Joy.

Then Charlie Came In With A Drooling Expression, "Dude You Could've Told Me Were Watching Beautiful Monster Girls" Charlie Chuckled As He Had A Curious Gaze. 

Typical Charlie.