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AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.

YatogamiSakuya · Fantasia
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AZI Volume 3 Chapter 40

With the skies blue, the sun had replaced the moon, and with it, returned the scorching heatwaves.

"Hmm."

Standing at the top of a hill, Long Hua surveys the landscape through his divine senses—while Yu Ji uses a pair of binoculars, to look into the far distance.

"Well? Anything of interest in the distance?"

Despite having seen nothing worthy of attention, Long Hua still asks, as it would be a bit unnatural to not do so.

Lowering the binoculars, Yu Ji replies—

"Nothing. Also, are we really going without sleep tonight?"

For Long Hua, going without sleep for a full week isn't an issue, but the same cannot be applied to Yu Ji.

Shrugging a shoulder, Long Hua answers—

"Eventually, you're going to have to go without sleep for a day. Might as well get it over with. Besides, I for one isn't too keen on taking a dirt nap."

"Ai…"

Understanding what Long Hua meant by a dirt nap, Yu Ji could only nod.

Turning away from Yu Ji, Long Hua begins to move, while asking—

"Surnamed Yu, if we run out of supplies, what would you do?"

"Uh?"

Towards this abrupt question, Yu Ji can't help but look to Long Hua's back with an odd expression on her face, and answers—

"I… Logically I would think to look for more from… Others?"

"Oh? The fact that you didn't immediately resort to cannibalization is surprising."

As Long Hua lets out a chuckle, Yu Ji widens her eyes, and replies—

"I think the fact that you thought to resort to that first is what's even more surprising!"

Paying no heed to Yu Ji's remark, Long Hua continues to ask—

"When you said others, do you mean by other people, or…?"

"Other people of course."

"Then let me ask you this, why do you think I packed up all those piranhas last night?"

"You…?"

Thinking about the previous question, and connecting it to this one, Yu Ji answers—

"You plan to eat those?"

"All living things in nature can be eaten under the right circumstances, and with the right preparations. Those things are ultimately still a type of fish; they're probably the most common thing that we'd be able to get to the domestically farmed livestock—that we have back in the city."

The reason why the current world's wildlife isn't treated as a primary source of food—is mainly due to a mortal chef's inability to cut into the skin of those creatures. A Sinner's Relic is usually the only thing capable of the feat, and if one is a Sinner, they are either dealing with Immortal related issues, or are in retirement. That being said, why would they think to become a chef after that?

"True…"

Despite seeing the logic in Long Hua's words, the idea of eating the piranhas—that had attempted to eat them the night before, is still somewhat discomforting to Yu Ji; mainly due to how unusual these creatures are from the norm.

"Surnamed Long, how's your cooking skills?"

"Nonexistent, but it shouldn't be too difficult—since we're only grilling them after taking their innards out."

In response to Long Hua's nonconfidence inspiring words, Yu Ji can only raise a sigh, whereas the former continues to say—

"Next question."

"There's more?"

"Surnamed Yu, there's no trust between us, so I need to know that you won't drag my leg down."

Twitching her lips in response to Long Hua's bluntness, Yu Ji replies—

"…Ask away then."

"If a group of robbers came, and attacked us for our supplies. What would you do?"

"Fight them off."

"And not kill them?"

"…Every single person here—other than the people from the hall, is a member of the Disciplinary Bureau, if we kill any one of them…-"

Cutting Yu Ji off, Long Hua says—

"Some of them are, but some of them have already sworn fealty to the hall."

Turning her head quickly, Yu Ji realizes—

"You want to use that as an excuse to kill them?"

"Smart. Anyone that wants to rob me of my supplies, won't receive an ounce of mercy. In fact, I'll even rob them of theirs—after offing them. However, if I see value in keeping them around, I don't mind putting a leash on them instead."

"Your methods are extreme and spine chilling to say the least, but… I agree with them."

Coming from an assassin background, it doesn't take Yu Ji too much effort to see eye to eye with Long Hua on this matter, to which, the latter replies—

"Then, I don't think I need to ask you anything else."

"…"

Contemplating with a frown on her face, Yu Ji eventually musters up her courage to ask—

"…Surnamed Long, are you… Even human? I know I shouldn't be saying this, but the way you see life is a bit…"

Resisting the urge to stop his movement, Long Hua answers—

"If I said, I'm not, what would you do?"

Without any hesitation, Yu Ji answers—

"I don't care, so long as you can get me back to my little sister alive. I'll even worship you as a god if needed."

Laughing aloud, Long Hua says—

"Surnamed Ye's eyes really are quite sharp."

"What did the captain say about me?"

"He said, if there's money to be made, you'd be the first to jump at it for the sake of your little sister, which makes you seem easy to manipulate."

Casting her eyes down, Yu Ji raises a sigh, and remarks—

"What can I do about that? We're each other's only family. If I don't take care of her, who would?"

A faint smile appears on Long Hua's face in response to these words.

"Indeed, families should care for one another. I…"

Shaking his head, Long Hua lets out a laugh of self-ridicule, and mutters—

"Letting a white-haired man send off a black-haired man, I suppose I should be ashamed of myself?"

"Hm? You said something?"

"Nothing. Take care of your little sister well."

"Of course."