what...?!

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"...ah! my back hurts so much! it feels like i'm sleeping in a stone floor, this shit hurts so much i better see a doctor to see if i have any back problems for sleeping in this shitty bed of mine...what time is it? lemme check o my phone..."

as the man without a name touches the cold floor in seach for his phone he can't find it for some reason and he also notices that for some reasom everything feels a bit more colder than usual.

"wait...where the fuck is my phone!? and why is everything so fucking cold! i don't remember turning the air conditioner on!"

The man finally opens his eyes and sees an unknown ceiling, he looks around and he doesn't see anything familiar either, instead he sees what appears to be a cave wall and pointed rocky things on the ceiling

"What.The.Fuck.Is.Happening." The man said word by word almost screaming at the amount of panic he is experiencing now

"Where i am? and... Where are my clothes?!" The Men finaly look towards his body realize he isn't wearing clothes fearing that his virginity has been taken away

"NOOOOOOO My Poor Booty has been violeted!!" The men Drops at the floor grabbin his ass while screaming

"oh my poor,poor ass got raped by some stranger...or strangers *sob sob* what did i did to receive such punishment...*sob sob*"He drops to the ground while sobbing until he hears a voice in his head.

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[Welcome Host! to the Average System.]

"WHO?!"As soon as he hears the voice, he gets up at the highest speed he can manage and picks up a rock from the ground while looking for the source of the voice

[No need to worry, Host, because I'm here!]

"Who is where? and what host are you talking about?! show yourself you ass rapist!!"he screams while looking freneticaly around him to see if he can locate the voice

[...Is the host dumb? Of course I'm inside your head, you fool! Didn't you hear my introduction about being a system !?]

on hearing the voice again, he remembers hearing about a system inside his head, but quickly shooks the thought, a system, seriously? What is this? a shitty fanfiction written by some shitty author ?!' "Nonsense! I don't believe your rapist! If there's really a system in my head, then why when I say 'Status' it doesn't show anything, huh !?"

as soon as he finish speaking a transparent blue screen apears in front of him showing his status

[Name:???

Race:Human

Strength:1

Dexterity:1

Endurance:1

Intelligence:1(System:i have my doubts but okay.)

Wisdom:1(System:Same here.)

Mana:10

System note: in my professional opinion? if there was a single word to describe it, it would simply be, Pathetic. even an child could beat you.]

He frowns at the notes of the system and immediately expresses his complaints "Hey! What do you mean by that you doubt my intelligence and wisdom?! and what is with that system note? also why is my name with question marks?! My name is clearly ... what was my name again?"

He Realizes in shock that he can't remenber his own name! actually he can't remenber any name at all! family,friends,pets nothing comes to mind when he thinks about them!

[Host, one question at a time, first of all about my doubts about your stats, I said clearly who I was, but the host, didn't listen and kept asking who I am and you would still be if you didn't say 'status', in secondly, the system only speaks the truth and compared to what is out there you are really pathetic, the third and last question is why the host died and reincarnated, so God thought it wouldn't matter so much to the host]

"wha...but i...*sigh* i guess i can only bite the bullet right? but still shound't i met god or something like that?"

[..Is the host serious? how can, God, the one above all, the father of all creation, waste his time with you, host? I think I forgot to say that, but you are not special, you are just an average little man whose luck is slightly above normal, but that's it. no special talents, no superintelligence, nothing. you.are.not.especial. there are billions like you.]

"well ... that was unnecessary ... "The man is sitting on the floor shocked by the hard and cold truth that he himself knew, but did not want to admit and that he thought had changed when he got the system.

[...i am sorry host but it's the truth,this is a new procedure so that the system hosts don't get arrogant by thinking that YOU are the choosen one or some bullshit like that.]

"No no i am fine...i just need a bit of time alone okay? this is too much information for the poor me." as he says that he slowly lay on the hard cold floor of the cave and drifts in to sleep.

[As you wish Host.]

(The next day)

As he wakes up and looks around he sighs as this really is not a dream, but reality. he look towards a souce of Light and finally finds the cave entrance,as he exit the dark cave he is greeted with boundless green plains and a myriad of animals that he never saw in his life."System." He says out loud

[Yes host?]

"show me what you can do."

[Ding!

Menu

Status

System points:0

Inventory

Skills:Appraisal.

Average Shop

Average Lottery System

Average Talents Shop

Average Bloodline Shop

Average Weapon Shop

Average ???

Average ???

Power Limit:0

Commom Monster Crystals Consumed:0

Rare Monster Crystals Consumed:0

Epic Monster Crystals Consumed:0

Variant Common Monster Crystals consumed:0

Variant Rare Monster Crystals consumed:0

Variant Epic Monster Crystals consumed:0]

"Hmm.."As he looks at the system holographic menu he shows a pensive expression as he thinks 'Weapons,Bloodine,talents shops and lottery are the basic of systems but what are these monster crystals? do x monster drops certan type of crystals and by consuming it would it make absorb one of the strong traits of said monster? hmm...'

"System What are these monster crystals and this power limit and why is the word 'average' writen in every shop?"

[Ding!

Host, the world you are in is a world of swords and magic, so the crystals are dropped from the monster corpses, however, there are monsters that are way above what an ordinary monster can handle, they have especial abilities and are smarter,more resiliant and hardet to kill,but to overcome unfairness humans consume large amounts of crystals from monsters and will be able to break their power limit for improvements, for example, if most of the crystals you ate are from orcs or another strength based monster,when you break your fith limit you will be so strong that with a casual punch you can one-shot an entire mansion and will have a skin so thick that no ordinary sharp sword can pierce or cut, and about the average shops is like saying, anything you get will be average for an exemple host wants a saiyan bloodline, instead of being a special saiyan with high battle power and talent, you would be a middle class warrior,an average, so to speak.]

"i see...well let me see then the shops.'he clicks at the bloodline shop section

[Ding!

Popular Bloodlines:

Saiyan Bloodline Price: 50K System Points

Hollow Bloodline Price:50K System Points

Shinigami Bloodline Price:40K System Points

1 Tomoe Uchiha Bloodline Price: 25K System Points(2 Tomoe 50K,3 Tomoe 80K,Mangekyou Sharigan 120K,Eternal Mangekyou Sharigan 200K)

Incubus Bloodline Price: 75K System Points

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]

"well quite pricey isn't? apart from the uchiha one everything is quite salty but okay then,there is no reason to blame the system for the price among other thing...after all it's just a system." as soon as he finishes speaking a sound is heard in his mind

[Ding! Cogratuleitns host you gained a super secret achievement!

'Don't be a fucking ungratfull bastard who only complains about how the system is unfair and deal with it in the first day!'

Reward:3 Random Bloodlines

Do You wish to collect now? Yes/No]

"...Holy shit! I already got 3 bloodlines on the first day just because I didn't act like a bitch with the system!? man, I bet if the other system users heard that they could become powerful simply by accepting that life is difficult, they would spit blood as in those xianxia novels,pff-hahahahah! of corse i want to get my reward! come to daddy..."

when he clicks yes A box appears in front of him, suddenly it opens showing 3 vials of blood of different colors that constantly change color, from blue to black and even transparent, until it stops in three red vials with the only difference between they are very dark red, while the other two are similar in color to normal blood.

[Ding!

Congratulations Host! You Got ...]