The Adventures Begin!

In a land far, far away, in a garbage pile, a boy scrounged through the trash, to hopefully find something useful.

No matter how much he dug he seemed never to find anything of much use. But one day he discovered a hollow metal box no bigger than his head.

Trying his best to open the box, he realized that he could not achieve it, it was as if it was the metal lid and the metal box was solidly bound to each other.

As time passed, he had constructed his own piles of filth in search of more identical boxes. He eventually had hundreds collected.

Curious about their purpose, he tried to look for some differences with the boxes and found small 'something' on them. Curiously some of these matched, so he decided to try and put them together....

Almost like a puzzle, boxes started fitting together in the most bizarre ways. With twists and turns, it was clear what it signified....

It seemed to represent a sort of mural, with some sorta of bizarre artwork on it, with people moving in strange ways.

Immediately upon its completion, the sky turned a deep shade of crimson. Lightning came rolling down

Frightened, the boy quickly took out his small camera and took a photo before running as far away as possible.

He jotted down in a journal far from the scene in a panic the words. ''This is how I met your mother''

A large spiraling portal appeared as a large seducing demon lady stepped out... Preparing himself for his journey to make this lady his wife! This is the story of Alvin, and how he met your mother!

Knowing that, as a child, he couldn't possibly woo her normally, Alvin set off to find an elusive goat to give to his future lover. The legendary Billi-Gold...

Quickly he raced towards the edge of the Dumpster, to go on his journey to the "legendary" goat. Grabbing a piece of iron that looked like a sword he marched forward thinking of himself as a hero

The demon lady who had stepped out of the portal looked at the 'Young Hero' who was running toward the dumpster with a scrap of metal which was a rather sorry sight of a 'sword'. The lady looked at him as if she was looking at an idiot.

"Why would that little one take that piece of scrap metal? Doesn't he know he won't be able to even slice?" As she stared at the idiotic child. As she watched him run off into the distance she decided to follow him as he seemed familiar enough with this new world.

Unbeknownst to either of them, that piece of scrap had actually contained a mysterious power. The power to control an atom-sized, speck of a cloud that could only produce a single raindrop per day.

In the 'God Realm' A half-naked man who was surrounded by heavenly beauties in an ethereal palace made out of gold and jewels suddenly frowned and looked beyond the clouds, his gaze seemed to be traversing a myriad of realms and worlds away in a matter of few seconds.

A smile appeared on the man's face as he stroked his chin,

"So that trashed 'Love Dominance' sword got dumped over there huh? Hahaha! Unfortunately, it can only produce one drop of 'Love Potion' per day and it loses efficacy fast! But it should be enough for you eh? Hahaha! How amusing!"

....

As Alvin walked toward the forest where the legendary billi-gold was, he didn't even notice that his love interest was following him from the shadows. As he delved deeper and deeper into the forest, on his quest, he eventually run across a river.

Midway through crossing the river, Alvin spied something odd. It was a kelpie. He approached with his hand held out to pet the half horse half fish creature. As his hand moved closer, the beast grasped a hold of his shirt sleeve, dragging him under the water. The young girl who followed him stood on the river bank in wide-eyed terror. She couldn't swim. Shelly paced at the water's edge, wringing her hands in a panic.

One would think that, who was this little girl who randomly appeared in the woods, but this was the demon. She decided to shapeshift just in case the little boy miraculously saw her. Being frightened by the fact that this small little scout of hers was in trouble, she decided to try and grab a stick to help the small child out.

While all that was happening on the northern coast of the Really sea, On the Southern West coast of the Realli Sea, a boat washed up the shore, with what seemed like centuries-old rotten corpses on it. The instant the boat touched the sand of the golden beach, many rats and cockroaches jumped out of the boat as if they were possessed by an evil spirit that gave them Jump II. Upon closer inspection, you would see that all the corpses had their penis cut off, with their balls hanging out of their pants.

Slowly walking up to the beach, some village people wandered up. Slowly they observed the boat at a distance and decided on closer inspection they noticed the grotesque scene that terrified them. How could these people be so brutally killed and mutilative? Slowly upon inspection, they noticed a metal cube, and slightly bigger than a head, with small engravement on the cube.

Those ingravements by themselves don't make any sense, however, when you look at the bigger picture, you would discover that they converge with each other and make a symbol of two circles, with a cylindrical shape with a round side on top of them. It seemed like a penis drawing made by an 8-year-old but later designed by an artist

The goddess of chaos, Reese, sat on top of a cloud, observing the scene below. She started laughing at the humans discovering her perverted joke. They certainly deserved it for hiding away the object of her affection, Alvin.

Alvin struggles under the water of this seemingly magical river, as below it, he could only see the sea. Struggling against the kelpie, he finally broke free and, and moved toward what he thought was the surface.